T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

creative chapter name

!~daisy pov written in one sitting at 2 am with no plan~

i lay on my bed unable to sleep "I'm bored gus" i say quietly to my adorable black n white cat (pictures on my instagram @ FoxyPTheBarbieQueen oop-) he purrs and lays on my chest "aww" i say before reaching for my wand "open wizard text" a holographic keyboard and screen appears in front of me "any one wanna prank prof m tommow?" i type
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~gus pov~
i get up abruptly "noooo i loved you" daisy says with tears in her eyes "i am sorry my dear friend for i must wash my ass on your roommates bed" i say standing on my back legs and placing a monocle in my eye (-laughing while writing this-) she makes an ok sign and goes back to texting "why hello brother" sayeth jack the adorable tabby cat whom i love so much (check my instagram for pictures) "JACK!!!!! what are you doing in here at the same time as me" i shout and hiss "I HAVE COME FOR FLUFFS!!!!" he shouts "YOU MONSTER!!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY FLUFFS" i scream and slap him "HOW DARE YOU!!!!! WE HAVE THE SAME PARENTS" he hisses and bites me
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~daisy pov~
"1 sec my cats are fighting" i type "BE NICE TO EACH OTHER" i shout and they stop fighting and leave like nothing happened "well..." i say as i dramatically get out my magic carpet and put my pillows and 50 blankets on it "how the fuck is my roommate still asleep....... oh right this is a foxy chapter and continuity doesn't matter here" i think before jumping onto my flying carpet and going sleepy sleep
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*in dream*
father david skips over to luna and kisses her "omg it finally happened" i say "darn tootin" says kaylee while wearing a straw hat with a bit of wheat in her mouth "cool new look" "DARN TOOTIN" she screams and a pair of overalls appear on her "hot" "darn tootin" suddenly im at a tea party wearing a monocle, top hat and ultra fancy suit "YOU LOOK DOPE AS FUCK" shouts pinkie pie from my little pony as bronys fuck her i vomit muchly suddenly shovel appears but shes an actual shoveland shes digging a hole "HEY SHOVEL" i say but she's too busy digging then river appears and they're an actual river "I SENSE A THEME" i shout and suddenly im ?awake? but i can't move and a shadow is moving around me and my heart is beating at 1000 mph and then i actually wake up BUT SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED -pauses for dramatic effect- I WOKE UP AT 1PM AND MISSED BREAKFAST AND LUNCH but thats fine because jack and gus took over the bed i didn't sleep on WHEN SUDDENLY KAYLEE KICKS DOWN THE DOOR AND SAYS "THANK FUCK YOU'RE AWAKE I THOUGHT YOU JUST UP AND FUCKING DIED OR SOME SHIT ALSO YOU MISSED A SHIT PRANK RON TRIED TO PLAY ON FLITWICK IT WAS HILARIOUS IN THE WRONG WAY" "SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!" "he- he tried to-" she laughs so much she can't say it properly "FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY" "OK OK FUCK" she takes a SuPeR cOoL breath and tries to talk once more "HE TRIED TO GIVE FLITWICK PUKING PASTELS BUT HE ATE THEM BY ACCIDENT" "that doesn't sound like the most hilarious thing ever why are you laughing so much" i ~ChuCkLE~ she shrugs "it was funnier in person" "COOL wanna go steal candy from first years?" "i thought you'd never ask" she replied with tears of joy in her eyes.

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