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 You, Ron, and Harry are sitting in the Gryffindor common room.

Hermione, who walked in a few moments later: *to you* Hey daddy.

Ron: 


Harry: *chokes on water*


Draco, who had his head poked in the doorway:


Draco's hair:


You: *smiles* Hey baby girl. 


Ron: HJKJHWKHJAHGHI WHATTHEFUCKISTHISFUCKERY?!!




A/N: Just some comedy to brighten your day.

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