Taekook oneshots

My Tsundere

"Get out of my way bitch" I get pushed away by my love.

"I'll make your way myself princess" I wink at him. His mouth hung open and he smacks my arm.

"Stay in your limits Jeon! I can break every bone in your body to show how much I h-hate y-you!"

"Oh baby says the one who is stuttering" I chuckle at him. He plays so hard to get.

"I didn't stutter!" He throws his hands in air

"Well, I can break every bone in my body to show how much I love you" I smile my bunny smile and soon received a hard smack on my head.

"Oww what the!" I rub the place where tae smacked me.

"That's what you get for making me flustered!" He huffs and takes his stuff out of his locker.
I lean next to his locker, shamelessly flirting with him.

"Aww did baby get flustered?" I smirk and. . .

"FUCK! My nose!" I groan in pain as my lovely Tsundere opened a fucking locker on my face.
I remove my hands to see blood coming out of my nose.
Damn I'm really whipped. Tae looks at me WORRIEDLY!

"J-jungkook! Oh my god! I'm s-so sorry!" He exclaims. Yesss 1 point for Jeon Jungkook!

"Take this" He gives me his handkerchief without looking at me.

"T-thank y-you" I purposely stutter.

"Fuck! I feel so bad. Stupid tae tae!" I hear my baby mumbling when he takes out his books.

"I'll see y-you tomorrow" I smile at him and I go away.
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Taehyung's pov.

"JIMINAHHHHH I BROKE HIS NOSEE!!" I sob on jimins shoulder.

"No babes you didn't". He comforts me

"Is he ok?" I look up to jimin

"I mean he is alive. That matters" Jimin chuckles

"I- I didn't m-mean it when I- I said 'I'll b-break his e-every bone to s-show how m-much I- I h-hate him'" I pout and fiddle with my baby pink skirt

I look up to jimin and he's try so hard not to laugh.
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Jimin's pov.

Oh god I can't

DONTLAUGHDONTLAUGHDONTLAU-

"I- I didn't m-mean it when I- I said 'I'll b-break his e-every bone to s-show how m-much I- I h-hate him'"

"Hahahahahahah" I lost it. I fell on bed, laughing while holding my stomach. My lollipop fell from my mouth.

"Don't laugh at me!" Tae pouts

"Oh my god Tae haha. You're playing so hard to get" I say, still trying to control myself from laughing.

"Huh? What do you mean by hard to get?" I look at him. He looks like a lost puppy looking for affection. Aweee my heart. I pinch his cheeks.

"Babes it means that you do love Jungkook but you want him to work to win you"

"Oh. So what should I do?" He asks tilting his head to the side while looking at me.

"Babee!! It's been a whole freaking month and he has been asking you to be his boyfriend in 37 different styles! Why are making the poor romeos heart suffer?
Tae, baby he loves you alot! And I know you love him too! Tomorrow if you don't accept his proposal, for holy Jisoos sake I'll, I'll?"

Umm what should I do? I- it should be threatening! Aish my mochiness is coming in the way!
Wait I'll ask Jisoo and Rose noona later. Yeah that's a good idea! Noo if I'll ask them, Jennie and Lisa noona will not leave me! What should I do!