Taekook oneshots

Mean Boys

"I'll not go there!" I whined and hid under my blanket.

"Tae! Please its for us all! You need to go near jungkook!" Jimin shouted with his tiny hands on my back.

"HE'S LIKE THE REGINA GEORGE OF THE GROUP!" I shouted.

"EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY! GO THERE!" He shouted back.

"JIMINNN!!" I shoved him away.

"Tae you should give it a chance. As Jimin said, its for all of us" I sighed at what Jin hyung said.

You maybe confused what's going on here? Well let me explain.

I'm Kim Taehyung, the new student. I've been homeschooled all my life ironic isn't it? Just like Cady.

And I've fallen in the grasps of the plastics, well that's what everyone calls them. They have invited me over to there house and I'm scared of going there. They are the meanest guys ever.

"THEY LIKE FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON AROUND HERE! BUT WHY DID HE ASK ME OUT!" I threw my pillow on the floor.

"Because you're an angel, you're really cute, you're chosen by everyone to win the title of the most beautiful boy in the college and y—"

"Okay okay I'll go there" I know that asking me out is probably a plan. I've heard that jungkook guy does this for fun.

Well I'm not gonna fall for you jungkook, I'm gonna make you fall for me. I smirked and stood up.

"Come on guys, gotta find a perfect dress for me" I said as I walked out.

"He has something in mind" Jimin nodded.

"Jin hyung, I'm here to enjoy the drama what about you?"

"I'm here to save mah baby! Taehyung come back!" Jin shouted and ran back.
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On my way out, I saw jungkook and his gang looking at me. I rolled my eyes as I walked towards my car.

Get ready Jeon Jungkook.

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Jungkooks pov.

"Why are you doing this jungkook?" Namjoon hyung sighed.

"Because he's beautiful and has a perfect ass" I shrugged.

"You're just gonna use him! Like all others!" I frowned at what hobi hyung said.

"I haven't fucked anyone, I'm still a virgin. I just pay them to say that I fucked them" I smiled sheepishly.

"And they say you're mean" I rolled my eyes.

"I'm gonna make taehyung fall for me and then I'll leave him simple, like I did with all the new students who come in the college" I said.

"Look here dipshit, tae is my baby cousin. If you hurt him, I'm just gonna chop your dick off and light it on fire in front of you while you cry your eyes out in pain. If you dare make him fall for you and then leave him, I'm gonna show you the side of me you'll never want to see" Yoongi fired and slammed the door.

"I told you that he is taes cousin, but you didn't listen. Now burrnnn" Hoseok hyung got up with namjoon hyung and walked away.

I fucked up didn't I? I gotta figure something out now! Shit man!

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I'll make a part 2 soon. Just wanted to inform that I'm still alive 😂

Hope you all liked it!

Take care cookiez 💜

~R