Taekook oneshots

Put a finger down

Taehyungs pov.

"Put a finger down if you like Jungkook"

I don't like Jungkook so I didn't put my finger down, resulting the person sitting next to me gasp with wide eyes.

"Come on! You like Jungkook!" I scrunch my nose up indicating a no.

"Ok fine! Let's continue"

"Yes please continue" I giggle.

"Put a finger down if you like kookie?"

I swear to god if this guy right here wouldn't have been my best friend I would've knocked him out right here.

"I don't like kookie either" I giggle again and he sighs.

"Ok so put a finger down if you like kook" This time I glare at him.

CAN THIS GUY NOT GET THAT I DON'T LIKE JUNGKOOK, KOOKIE AND KOOK?! CUZ THEY'RE ALL NICKNAMES OF JUNGKOOK!

"I. DON'T. LIKE. HIM." I grit through my teeth.

"You do! You just don't wanna admit it" He rolls his eyes and I roll mine too.

"Whatever you say simp" I say and hold back a chuckle.

"What! I ain't any simp! Na-ah!" He shakes his head furiously.

"Says the one who falls for boxy smiles" We hear yoongi hyung say as he passes by our table with his headphones on.

"I didn't even know he was there" I gasp.

"Anyways let's continue" I sigh, This guy won't spare me!

"Put a finger down if you like cookie" I squint my eyes. Is he trying to trick me into saying yes I like Jungkook.

"Yes I like cookies with a C" I say as I put a finger down.

"Wait! I didn't say cookie with a C" He frowns.

"Well you can't trick me cuz Kookie with a K and Cookie with a C has a lot in different" I say as I lean back onto the bench.

"Oh yeah? Then tell me the difference between Kookie with a K and Cookie with a C!"

"Ok then! Cookie with a C has chocolate chips and it's delicious! It comes in many varieties! I can even eat cookie dough raw cuz it's delicious!" I say fantasizing me eating a choco chip cookie.

"Hmm now let me take over and tell you about Kookie with a K!" He says and I nod.

"Go head" He nods.

"You see Jungkook has abs. And man they're rock solid. He's so hot that you could even melt ice on him. He also comes in many varieties. He can be a very cute and clingy and then a daddy. He can be funny and then can be dominant. He can take you raw and fuck your brains out. His bunny figure makes him look a bottom but he's a daddy material kinda guy 'ya know what I mean?" He winks.

"All I know is you're S. I. M. P. I. N. G" I poke his chest with every word.

"I mean come on! He's the football team captain. His boyfriend is so lucky to wear his football jacket on the field" I roll my eyes, clearly annoyed.

"And now!" I look at him as he starts.

"You like him a little bit?" He asks with hope in his eyes.

"No, I don't even like him a little bit!" I sass back.

"Wait? Don't like him a little bit?!!" He asks with more hope.

"NO! JUNGKOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU!" I shout.

"WHY?!" He shouts back pouting.

"CUZ I LOVE YOU!" I laugh while holding my stomach.

"Wha- you naughty boy!" He tickles my sides as I struggle to breathe.

"Ok ok I'm sorry kookie! Stop!" I smile and he kisses my nose.

"My jacket looks good on you" He compliments and I blush.

"Well you're a simp for yourself" I remark.

"Nope! I'm a simp for you" He winks.

"Come on baby boy don't be shy" He coos at me.

"Oh god stop!!" He chuckles and sets me on his lap, facing him.

"Ok so now, put a finger down if you LOVE Jungkook, Kookie, Kook" I roll my eyes but nonetheless I put all my fingers down and I smile.

"Good boy" He kisses me and I kiss back.

"I love you kookie!" I pinch his cheeks.

"I love you too tae bear" He slaps my ass and I glare at him.

"Oh baby I know you love it when I slap your ass!" He says as I whine in embarrassment and hide by face in his crook.

"I love you sooooooo much" He says cutely as I smile.
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