Taekook oneshots

Deal [M]

Requested by Taekookbaby875 💕
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Best friends taekook, younger kook, elder tae, tutor kinda tae, failing kook, bp tae, soft and a little rough sex and more...
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A loud scream echoed through the entire Jeon household.

A certain bunny boy who goes by the name of Jeon Jungkook was getting yelled by his tutor like hyung/best friend, Kim Taehyung.

"Can you repeat who founded photoelectric effect?"

Taehyung asks with a straight face which scared the younger as he never saw the other like that.

He didn't wanted to know what would happen if he spoke the wrong answer so he gulps and mentally prays to — namjesus— namjoon to come save him.

"..einsteinium?" He smiles nervously.

"I'm telling you for the last time..it's EINSTEIN!" Taehyung yells the word.

"Okay calm your pussy down—I'm sorry ah!" Jungkook covers his head with his hands when the other starts hitting the book on his head.

"Jungkook you're gonna fail!" Taehyung sighs.

Their finals are approaching and the younger doesn't even know a single thing.

And if jungkook doesn't pass, tae's gonna get a bad grade too no matter how brilliant he is in studying cuz he's tutoring jungkook as said by the headmaster.

"Anyways let's continue?" Jungkook snaps taehyung out of his thoughts as the elder squints his eyes at him.

"You better answer this or else!" Taehyung flips through the pages and found a question.

"Why is water wet?" Taehyung deadpanned.

"What the fuck tae?!"

"Excuse me, it's Tae hyung for you" He smacks his head.

"Okay so can tae hyung can tell me why water is wet?" He huffs.

"Mhm sure. Wet is ultimately just a word that applies to water. What we feel as wetness is actually coldness as the water evaporates. Liquids make surfaces wet. They stick to many solid surfaces due to the electrostatic, opposite charges forces between molecules. Water is polar—it has an uneven spread of electrical charge—which makes one end of the molecule positive and the other end negative. This causes water to be attracted to many surfaces and also explains many other properties of water"

He finishes as the younger looks at him with a 'I'm so done yet fascinated' face. Mood I know.

"So if I make you wet that means it's just coldness?!" Taehyung slams a pillow on his face.

"That's called arousal!" He sighs.

"Yeah yeah that" Jungkook nods and looks at the book.

"Let's make a deal" He frowns and looks up at taehyung with his big doe eyes which almost distracted taehyung.

"Deal?" Jungkook straightens himself up.

[^^Istg if a new joke arises here—]

"Yeah if you get an A on all your examinations..I'll let you do whatever you want with me"

"Anything?" A slight smirks makes its way on jungkook's lips.

"..anything"

And that was it for jungkook to get his head into books. Making notes late at night, not sleeping for nights.