Taekook oneshots

Twins

"NO NO NO JUNGKOOK! NO AHH! KEEP IT INSIDE!!!" I say as I run away from jungkook and his monstrous thingy which was bouncing for some reason.

"What? I thought you like it out! It's so thick and lo—"

"I SWEAR TO GOD! KEEP IT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS OR I'M GOING AWAY!" I shout as I feel him coming behind me.

"Oh come on! You love it in the bedroom! When I stick it up your a—"

"JEON JUNGKOOK STOP!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!" I run into the bedroom. Wrong choice as he comes inside the room and locks the door.

"Jeon Taehyung!" He says sternly

"W-what?" I suddenly feel small, even though we both are twins. Yes we're twins but we're married. Sorry not sorry.

"Come here" My eyes widen as I shake my head. He smirks.

"I'm gonna say it one more time. Come. Here." His smile is making him look all sweet but his eyes says it all.

I take steps back, when he comes closer to me.

"Tae. You've been a bad boy" This sent shivers down my spine.

"You know kookie you're so weird" I giggle as I play with his wet hair. We just took a shower after doing what we do almost every 3 hours. Well we did it again in the shower. Welps~

"How am I weird?" Jungkook pouts as he chooses a movie.

"Well you are because no husband just sits at home, bottom naked, scratching his balls, you're the only one who does that" I chuckle as he looks at me.

"Well because I'm always horny" Jungkook says as he bites my ear, tugging it towards his body.

"Ow ow! I'm sorry!" He leaves my ear and I rub it soothingly.

"I love you Jeon Taehyung" He giggles before kissing me.

"I love you too Jeon Jungkook" I kiss his forehead lovingly.

"I can't believe!!" I suddenly speak up as kookie looks at me, worried.

"What? What happened baby? Is there something bothering you? Who do I have to kil—"

"Woah woah calm down kookie! There is nothing bothering me! And no need to kill anyone!!" I hug him.

"Then what's wrong moon?" He rubs my back.

"I still I can't believe I'm married to you, my twin" I say and I hide my face in his neck as he chuckles.

"Well you have to tae. It's almost half an year since we got married" I smile as I leave small kisses on his neck.

"You're also a horny one aren't you?" He says looking at the screen.

"Well you're not the only one" I giggle.

"Hmm so does someone need another round?" He says getting up and hugging my waist.

I keep my pointer finger on my chin, pretending to think.

"Hmm maybe!"
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Wow this was totally random 😂😂. I'm currently writing basement pt. 2 woop! I'll probably publish it before going school 😭😭😂😂

BTW Cookiez have your final examination started? Mine are starting tomorrow. I'M SCARED! 😭

Take care cookiez! 💜💜💜

~R