Taekook oneshots

Second pt.2

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For LALALALA_OK21 and taekauicci hope you both like it! 💕
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"Hey guys! I'm Kim Taehyung and this smol bean right here is-"

"Sexy Park Jimin" I roll my eyes.

"We're going to be finding Taehyung a bae! Welcome to bestie picks bae!"

"Yeah that was my line but ok" I shove chim.

"Come here!! You gotta sit on this chair" He yanks me back.

"You seem more excitedly than me" I chuckle as I sit on the chair, my back will be facing the constants. I'M FUCKING NERVOUS!

"I am! I wanna find the best bae for my lovely baby!" He squishes the living heck out of my cheeks.

"Don't choose a mafia please" I practically beg for him not to.

"I'll think about that" He smirks. Fuck his think.

I sit on the chair as I hear footsteps and people murmuring.

"Ok guys! Hello! I'm Park Jimin and I'm picking a bae for my tae. Fuck that rhymed" I snicker at his mochiness.

"And if you hurt him, I'm gonna chop your balls and I'm not gonna hesitate to do that! Understand?!" I love chim my gosh he cares for me too much.

"Ok good! Now let's get started. I have a series of questions with me and after each question I'll eliminate one boy. There are total of 5 questions so five boys"

"Yes" Was all they said in unison.

"So first question. Which quality of my tae attracted you?" I look at jimin. He smiles at me and I smile back.

(Underlined lines are the lines spoken by the contestants so y'all don't get confused who is speaking)

"Um taehyung, I really love his personality"

I furrow my eyebrows. Just my personality?! Ugh I wish I could see their faces.

"Ok personality. Next" Chim nods.

"I love taehyungs eyes. I could look at them all day long" Contestant 2 speaks

WHY DID I BLUSH! FUCK!

"I love everything about taehyung. His all little details like he pouts when he's shy or he hits on the chest when he receives cheesy lines. Taehyung is the cutest thing ever. His doe eyes scream innocence. His lovely tan skin which can make anyone drool. And the thing which enhances him the most, his cute little mole on his nose. And what makes him more uwu'ish unique is his elephant moles on his arm"

Contestant 3 WHAT THE! HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT ME!! IS HE JU- Nah! BUT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT MY ELEPHANT! No it can't be! He's in Seoul right now, with his girlfriend.

"Can I choose him already?!" Chim asks pointing at the boy.

"JIMIN! YOU GOTTA GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE!" The manager. . . Erm. . . Lisa and Jennie noona shouts.

I was also shocked when they appeared as the manager.

"O-ok noona! Next!" Jimin nervously chuckles.

"I like taehyungs smile? Yeah smile!"

"Contestant 4 are you asking or telling?" Jimin mumbles.

"I-I don't know! I-I wanna go home!" My mouth hung open. Like chile-

"I um contestant 5 continue!"