Taekook oneshots

sus-SPACE-cious

Taehyungs pov.

Ah! I bring my hand up to touch my forehead. It's aching so much. I slowly sit up and stretch my body as I yawn.

I open my eyes to find myself in a pod(?) THIS ISN'T HOW MY ROOM USED TO LOOK! WHERE THE HECK AM I! Where's ARE MY HYUNGIES! MY FAMM!!

I had a million questions running through my head.

"Oh looks like you're up moon" I immediately look at the person(?) who entered the room.

Oh ok having tentacles tails and bunny ears is completely normal on earth. WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS! AND MOON? WTFFFFF

"Excuse me?" I slowly back up from that thing cuz boi that looks dangie.

"Come here moon" That thing motions me to come towards him.

ALERT! STRANGER DANGER! ABORT!

Instead of going towards him, I back up more.

"Looks like you want the hard way then, don't you moon?" Well I have to say this bunny, tail, tentacled thingy is handso— Nope nope nope!

"Whatcha gonna do huh half thing!" I mock that thingy and that thing smirks.

"This moonlove" I frown and then let out a squeak when I feel something wet and cold wrap around my ankles and I get pulled towards that half thing as the thing wraps it's arms around me.

"Ngh! Leave me you half thing!" I try pushing it's arms away from my waist.

"Nope moon" I frown

"I'M NOT A FUCKING MOON!" I shout that the things face.

"You. Are. My. Moon." The grip around my waist tightens. Just because my hairs are silver doesn't mean I'm a freaking revolving moon.

I roll my eyes at the thing

"And don't you dare roll your eyes or shout at me or else you're going to need me to carry you around" The thingy completes the sentence.

What the thingy said scared me not gonna lie so I slowly nod.

"Good boy. Now do you have any questions" Another tentacle pets my head. I scrunch my nose in disgust. The thing seemed to notice it so he chuckles and the tentacle goes back.

The thing is cute, just like a bunny. Well it has bunny ears. I can be so dumb at times.

"I have many questions" I look everywhere except him as we're too close.

"Hmm ask me those questions, Only. Me." The thingy's one hand traces my jawline which made me shudder.

"What type of half thing are you?" I ask cuz my curiosity got the best of me.

"I'm the space prince. I rule over space"

He's a guy? Oh well and if I'm in space what about the fucking gravity!

"Uhh why am I not floating around?" I ask looking at his eyes directly. His eyes are so pretty. They're black but they flash golden time to time.

"What's gravity?" YOU MOTHA FUCKA

I take a deep breath in and then I speak.

"Gravity is a force which keeps us humans at the surface so that we don't wheeee~ into the space. Cuz if that happens we won't be able to breathe and as soon as we'll exit through the earths atmosphere we will burn into ashes without an astronaut suit"

I calmly explain as he seems to get nothing.

"Well you're not floating around because of me. You're in my house right now and you're also breathing because I've officially announced you as mine! No one can touch you except me!"