Taekook oneshots

Tae-ahhh

"Tae-ahhh!!!!!???" I shout for taehyung who peeks his head from kitchen, looking at me.

"Kook-ahhh what?" I smirk as I speak up.

"You're body is 70 percent water" He looks confused.

"Yeah so?" He frowns.

"I'm thirsty" He glares back at me.

*silence*

"That's. . . New I guess" Tae shakes his head as he gets back inside the kitchen.

"Taehyungieeeeeeee!!" I shout again after sometime.

"What happened Jungkookieeee!" I smile as I get up from the couch and I go sit on the counter top inside the kitchen.

"You're so hot" I say as I eye him up and down, in my shirt with an apron and nothing underneath except his panties.

"So?" I raise my eyebrow. Confidence huh.

"You're so hot that my zipper is falling for you" I wait for a response.

Taehyung looks at me then to my what seemingly felt like my crotch.

"You're wearing trousers, no pants with a zipper Mr. Kooks" I look down at my trousers in trusfration.

"Oh god tae stop dissing me!" I pout as I swing my legs back and fourth.

"Kookie! I'm not dissing you! It's the truth. You're not wearing pants" Tae giggles as he stirs the Japchae. (BAEPSAE)

"Aish" I shake my head as I think for a good cheesy line.

"Tae taeeeee" I cheekily smile

"Kookieeeee what!" He says as he chops the vegetables.

"Roses are red violets are fine, you'll be the 6, I'll be the 9" I finish as I wait and yup he smacked me with a spatula.

"Jungkookie why are your hormones all over the place since you woke up?" Tae giggles as he asks.

"I don't know, you just look so fuckable in my shirt and that pretty apron of yours" I giggle back, picking up the banana milk and drinking it.

"Tae berry!" Tae looks at me and frowns.

"Now what kookie! I'm cooking right now"

"You know I know a great way to burn off the calories in that one specific drink from you" He scrunches his face.

"Eww kook stop! That's nastyyy" I smirk as I jump down from the counter as I wrap my arms around his waist.

"That's nasty? Then who was the one asking from daddy's cock yesterday hmm? Don't you remember how you rode my thighs until you finally got what you wanted" I kiss his nape.

"T-that was uh umm ngh~ YES COMING EOMMA!" He shouts but I turn him around, switching off the stove.

"Eomma's not here babe. And you're cumming with me" I wink as he as slaps my chest, clearly flustered.

"Tae bae~" I say but dominantly this time.

He slowly looks up, his cheeks turning a lovely shade of pink.

"Your lips look lonely, I want them to cuddle with mine" I immediately leaned in as my hand made it's way down to his ass, and another on his waist.

I tapped on his back, signalling to jump. As he jumps, I hold my by his thighs as I undo the apron, throwing it off somewhere in the room as I took taehyung to our room. . .
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Wassup cookiez!! I'm sorry for all the cringy pickup lines😂

Hope you enjoyed at least!

I'm thinking of writing part 2 of triplets tomorrow as I'm tired now. And if I will, I'll update a short oneshot. And the triplets pt. 2 will be tomorrow.

Take care cookiez! 💜💜💜💜

~R