Taekook oneshots

Hello Neighbour

I stir my coffee as I look out of the window to see someone moving in the house opposite to mine.

Oh! A new neighbour! I hope they'll be nice, not creepy ones cuz they are my worst nightmares, getting chased by a psycho neighbour. I'm just kidding haha.

Should I go to meet them? I mean paying a visit won't hurt right? I hope so it won't.

I keep my coffee mug down as I decided to bake some cookies for my new neighbours.

I'm so glad I don't have college for the next three days. And while we're at it, let me tell you about myself.

I have a best friend/ soulmate named Chim umm Jimin. He has a boyfriend named yoongi and they both make a cute couple. Then hobi hyung! He's our childhood friend.

Next comes my brother, Jin hyung! He's married with Namjoon hyung.

Well enough of that let me focus on making some cookies.

Once I'm done with my cookies, I go and change my clothes

I decided to wear a white crop top and a brownish skirt to go with it and my gucci shoes of course.

(This is what Tae is wearing without the sunglasses)

I place the cookies in a cute box and I then lock my house to meet my new neighbours.

I cross the road and it was awfully quiet in the neighborhood, it wasn't even that late. It's only 2:37 pm right now. Strange I thought because at this time almost everyone are out, playing and goofing around with their friends.

Once I reached the house, I rang the bell and I heard strange noises. Like someone choking. But as soon as I rang the bell I head someone stumbling down the stairs.

I felt scared so I decided to run back home. As soon as the door opened, I saw a boy with fAnGs. I turned away from him in horror, but I was stopped in my tracks by him.

Wtf! Last time I checked, he was standing at the door!

The last thing I heard was the boy mumbling,

"You're cute" Before I passed out.
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Neighbour's pov. (Lmao)

Finally all the moving in is done! Now I'm hungry! Let me see what I can order.

McDonald's perhaps? Nah their ice cream machines don't work!

What about Wendy's? Nahhhhh! Lemme just make something myself.

I sing as I make myself a. . . Sandwich

I'm a simple person, I do simple things.

As I was eating, I saw a pretty boy coming over to my house and I choked at how beautiful he was.

He rang the bell and I immediately stumbled down as I ran to open the door.

The boy was ethereal up close. I smiled towards him but he seemed to have turned pale.

As he was about to run away, I came in front of him and he fainted(?)

Am I that ugly?!! Ugh

"You're cute" I mumble as I trace the boys features with my thumb.

I take the unconscious pretty boy inside and take him upstairs to my room. NO FUNNY BUSINESS! I'M A MAN OF CONSENT!!

I chuckle at myself as make my way to the bathroom.

Fuck! My fangs are out! Poor boy fainted. Of course it's not normal to find vamps roaming around. Well now it's not also prohibited but mostly vamps live in the forests.

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" I hear the boy shout. He has a deep voice. I like that.

"YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE SWEETIE!" I shout back only to receive a string of profanities.

"AWW PRETTY, DON'T YOU DESERVE A PUNISHMENT" I shouted again as I made my way towards the room.
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I'll make a part 2 of it 💕

Hope you liked this oneshot.

Take care loves! 💜💜💜

~R