ONE DAY IN CRACKVILLE, NC:
Author: I can't believe the boss let you guys out of work so you could come swimming with us! You're robots! How the heck does that even work?
Freddy: your roughly 11 years old and make jokes about weed. how does that even work?
Author (sighs): You win.
*everyone arrives at the pool*
Naz: We're here!
Author: No sh*t, Sherlock.
Lauren: Lighten up, Author.
Clueless: Yea, lets swim! *throws off her cover-up*
Chica: Since I can't swim, I'll just have to act as a life guard.
Goldie: A sexy one, at that.
Freddy: Oh, the irony.
Foxy: Hey Author, how well can you swim?
Author (cockily): Better than you'll ever be able to!
Foxy: Whatever!
*the two get in to a swimming race*
Naz, Human, and Lauren: Go, Author Go!
Mike, Bonnie, and Freddy: Come on, Foxy, you've got this!
*author hits her head on the wall of the pool*
Bonnie (since he's the most athletic besides Chica, who's making out with Goldie somewhere): I've got her! *dives in and saves Author*
Naz: Will she be okay?
Bonnie ("checks" Author's breathing and smirks): No way! She's not breathing! Foxy, give her CPR!
Author (sits up the minute "R" leaves Bonnie's mouth): I'm okay
Foxy: Thank god.
Goldie: did I miss something?
Freddy (eye roll): you always miss something, bro.
THE END
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ФанфикA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
