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The Five Nights at Freddy's Trivia Game!

ONE DAY
Author (appears): HEY GUYS
foxy: GO AWAY!!!
(Suddenly author, her band of Nerds, and the animatronics are teleported into a game show)
Lauren: What are we doing here?!
Foxy: AUTHOR DID IT
Author (blushing): Aww, you're so smart, Cami!
Foxy: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to the Five Nights at Freddy's trivia game!
Author (whispers menacingly to herself): I am gonna kick everyone's butts at this...
Chica: You be talkin' crap Author?
Author: No just being an insane idiot.
Announcer: First question! When does Golden Freddy appear in the second game! Just so you know, animatronics... *gestures toward the five animatronic weirdos* These questions are for the humans unless I ask you about them.
5 animatronics: Kay.
author (buzzes in with her answer surprisingly quickly): Any time past night 6.
Announcer (shocked): T-that is correct!
Foxy (mutters to Freddy): Wow. she's actually got some smarts on her.
Announcer: Now, next question.When did the Missing Children Incident take place?
Author (buzzes in rather quickly once again): June 26. The year isn't stated, although it's commonly assumed to be 1987.
Announcer: Th-That's... Correct!
Author (pumps fists into the air): DANG RIGHT FOOS!
(Announcer continues asking questions, with Author buzzing in correctly every time.)
Foxy: You know what, I'm sick of this. Author!
Author (derp face): What?!
Foxy (smirks): (she'll never guess this one) What's my least favorite song?
Author (rolls eyes): Caramell MegaMix.
Foxy (shocked): How did you know?!
Author: (looks over at the audience with a hue grin) Ever time its my turn to take the night shift, I flip to the Pirate's Cove camera and blare it through the speakers.
(everyone roars with laughter except Foxy)
Foxy: DANG IT
Author: alright I'm bored
World: *explodes*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!