FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

Bachelor/Bachelorette Party

ONE SEMI-ADEQUATE DAY:

*Author, Black, and Naz are sitting at a table*
Author: We should do both.
Black: But isn't it that we usually only have bachelor parties?
Naz: There are more boys than girls. We'll manage.

LATER ON;
{Bachelor Party: Everyone is at a bar}

Freddy: It's real quiet here without Author!
Bonnie: You said it! *downs a shot*
*Goldie and Black exchange glances*
Goldie (sipping some alcohol): Might have to call Author to pick those two up afterwards.
Black: Naw duh.

{Meanwhile, at the Bachelorette party (which is in someone's backyard...)}

*author sets off some fireworks. weed is everywhere*

Chica: The guys are really missing out! *grabs a blunt*
APH Author: Might have to pick them up later.
APH Naz: And remember, don't smoke and of the-AUTHOR *smacks blunt out of Author's hand* NO WEED
Author: Flip u.

AND THEN:
{Foxy and Mike:}
Foxy: Wonder how everyone's doing right now?
Mike: I don't think we want to know.
*continues cuddling*
THE END

Note: WOOT! The wedding is in the next chapter!!!! #sostoked
As for the smut contest, I've moved the due date to 4 April, which is my birthday. Best gift EVER.

Get started on that smut, y'all! ((Holy crap I'm so southern XD not rly, I only say that during times of strong emotion.)