ONE DAY
Foxy (running down the hallway and screaming): NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Author: What the heck, Cami?!
Bonnie: FLYING NOPES EVERYWHERE
Naz: Um okay *whispers to Author* he's on craaaaaaaaaaaack~...
Author (whispers back): Naw dip sherlock.
*a swarm of flying tarantulas comes out of nowhere*
Author: OHHH GOD NO!
Clueless: EVERYONE ON THE BUS!
*a rainbow bus plows through the wall*
Author: EVERYONE ON BOARD!
*everyone boards the bus just as the tarantulas close in on them*
Author (breathing heavily): NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Bonnie: Step on it, Nazzy!
Naz: On it!
*naz floors the gas pedal and everyone takes off for the moon*
Goldie: So where are we going again?
Lauren: The moon.
Goldie: Ohh, okay... WAIT WHAT
Author: We're almost out of rainbow fuel!
Naz (looks around): Great. We're in outer space.
Author: And we're out of rainbow fuel.
*bus plummets into the moon*
Author: Y'know, the funny thing is, none of us even bothered to bring the necessary supplies to survive the environment of the moon.
Everyone: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THE END
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