ONE DAY:
Human (sitting at a desk and cursing heavily): UGH.
Author: What happened?
Human: ELA.
Author: Oh.
*silence*
Author (pointing to a problem on the paper): Just so you know, 9+10 isn't 21.
Human (slamming fists onto table): I knew it! I knew I shouldn'tve believed that lying fox!
Swaggy: Yoooooooooooo
Author: Oh hey man, were just doing homework.
Swaggy: You mean you're abusing your own mental health by forcefully writing answers onto paper?
Author (nods): Pretty much.
Freddy (walks in with Bonnie's arm around his waist): Heyy, Nerdos.
Author: Mornin' to you, too, Faz****.
Bonnie: Hey, don't make fun of my boyfriend like that!
Swaggy: GAYYYYY
Human: You'll get used to it.
Foxy (appears): Hey what's up people?
Author: Crap tons of pointless homework.
Foxy: Oi, no maches deberes.
Author (shocked): WHEN DID YOU LEARN SPANISH!?
Foxy: Just came back from class with Mike.
Human: He was probably paying attention to Mike's butt the whole time.
Foxy: Flip you. *goes in the hallway to make out with Mike*
Human: Told ya.
Clueless: I RLY LIEK PURPEL.
THE END (yes I misspelled those on purpose)
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanficA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
