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Foxy's Diary T̶h̶a̶t̶ A̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶ S̶t̶o̶l̶e̶

6 March, 2015:

ѕo ғar, everyтнιng ғor тнe weddιng ιѕ goιng well. мιĸe rejecтed тнe ιdea oғ wearιng a dreѕѕ, тнoυgн, wнιcн ιѕ υnderѕтandaвle. ι woυldn'т wear a dreѕѕ ιғ мy lιғe depended on ιт.

*lots of dirty information on what Foxy wants to do on the honeymoon later...*

aυтнor waѕ вeιng a d̶i̶ beautiful and awesome young lady ((<--- written in by Author)), aѕ υѕυal, тoday.

Author: I've read enough.
FOXYYYYYYY
Foxy: what?
Author: Found yo diary again.
Foxy: YOU
Mike: Can I read it? Pleeeeeeease?
Foxy (sighs): I don't beg to read yours, do I?
Author: Hey, Mike, you might wanna read this one, it's about what Foxy wants to do on your wedding night!
Mike: Really? *looks at foxy with a smirk*
*foxy turns red*
Foxy: Give that back! *tried to grab the diary, but Author snatches it away*
Author: Hm, let's see...a bit of being tied up, huh? *smirking intestfies*
Foxy: GIVVIT BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT-
Mia: Goodnight, everybody!
Author: did you just make a XXX pun
THE END