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The Moment We've All Been Waiting For!!!

WOOT
TODAY IS THA WEDDING
Alright, so as for the cast, I have to update it a bit since lots of people wanted to come.
* le insert rant here *
Aaaaaaaand without me being a butthead and lon-gerrrr, HERE WE GO:

As for everyone, they were stoked. Naz, Author, and Black were especially excited. In the back room of Author's house, the trio were busy chatting excitedly as their other three friends finished getting dressed.

"I'm so excited for this!!" Author grinned and straightened a few flaws in her black and white bridesmaid dress.

"We all are, Author." Black flattened some fur on his black cat ears and tail.

"I know, I know," Author let her thick blonde hair out of her ponytail and shook her chest-length hair out. "But out of all of you, I am the most excited."

"Keep telling yourself that." Naz rolled her eyes.

"Yo," APH Author opened the door. She was wearing a black and white dress with a black ribbon choker detailed with a single pink rose in the center, like Naz and Author were. "Hurry up. The van's waiting."

"Oh yeah!" Author finished tying her hair back and readjusted her fancy headband. "I'm supposed to be driving."

"Don't get us killed!" APH Naz was behind her. She didn't necessarily approve of Author's crap driving skills. Then again, nobody did.

"How many times has she driven us off a cliff and lived?" Naz muttered to her APH on the way out the door.

"Obviously more than once." APH Naz rolled her eyes. "I apparently look like an idiot to you."

"Alright!" Author gunned the engine of the #rekt white van. "Everybody in, no questions asked!"

"Who else is in there, Author?" APH Author drowned in disapproval.

"Like, EVERYONE." Author grinned and checked the back. "Swaggy, Lauren, Mia, Human, and their APHs."

"Of course." APH Naz muttered. "I have to sit with Lauren."

Author pulled Naz aside. "What in the Sam Hill is her problem?" She pointed at APH Naz.

"She's been in a pissy mood since her fight with Lauren." Naz replied.

"What about?" Author asked.

"Bruh, just stop asking questions and let me get in the van."

"Man, that's the first time someone's ever told me that." Author let her in, commanded that everyone clipped in, and actually began driving normally for once.

Until they got to Route 2,001.

Then she floored it.

"How fast are we going?!" Lauren screamed.

"LIKE 21,000 MPH, BRUH." Naz checked the speedometer.

"AAAUTHOR, SLOOW DOOOWN!" Black screamed from next to Mia. Or from under the seats. However you want to picture it.

"Why? We're here, aren't we?" Author suddenly pulled to a halt in front of a small church.

"Don't EVER drive that fast AGAIN." Human warned as she dizzily stepped out of the back of the van. "Or I'll-" She couldn't finish her sentence due to motion sickness.

"Ooh." Author remarked. "Poor thing's too dizzy to walk. I'll ask Chica to whip something up for you if I can find her. Boss's probably driven the others here by now."

"Funny how she's all in for this whole 'One of the robots she built herself is marrying an employee' deal." Naz remarked to Black.

"Cassidy's always been a bit strange." Black just shook his head. APH Mia made a grab for his tail, but he swung it out of her reach.