Naz: Attempts to climb all the shelves but ends up knocking everything over
Author: Walks around in circles until she's more lost than ever
Human: Play it cool at first. Act like your shopping, but when you can't find the exit/your companion, FLiP iT tHe HAil OuT
Swaggy: Tall enough to see the exit
Lauren: Desperately tries to remember the location of the exit
Clueless: Has the building layout plotted in her mind, she never gets lost
Chica: The pizza has become one with her
Freddy: Figures it out in .2 seconds/uses internal GPS system
Foxy: He's so out-of-order, people stop to help him
Bonnie: Happens all the time, calls Freddy
Blackrose: Fuq dat sh.t, he teleports out of there
Goldie: "Really, guys? This place is so small it's impossible to get lost."
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Fiksi PenggemarA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
