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Adoption is not an Option

ONE DAY:
*Foxy and Mike are hanging out, talking about the future*
Mike: Well, I don't know if it's a good idea to, but I guess we can try.
Foxy: Besides, I know everything 'bout them! Spent my whole life around them, didn't I?
Mike: Yea, but...
Author: Hey guys.
Foxy: Why are you guys-*points at the Nerds*- dressed up as the kids from Despicable Me?
*author and human are Agnes, Swaggy and Naz are Margot, and Mia and Lauren are edith*
Author: I don't know, why?
Human: We are preparing you.
Foxy: For...? Oh wait...
Mike: That's sweet of you, girls, but I don't think-
Author: DOES THIS COUNT AS ANNOYING
*blares an air horn as loud as she can*
Foxy (head in his hands as the Nerds run off laughing): Jeezus...
Mike: Is this what having kids is like?
Foxy: Lemme just say it and say it now, Mike:: Adoption is not an option.
THE END