FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

Love Potions By Naz

ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A WORLD WHERE STUFF HAPPENS:
*someone knocks at the storage room door*
Goldie (opens door): If you're not selling drugs, then go away.
Naz: I am selling drugs!
Goldie: oh good what are they.
Naz (thinks for a minute): Uhhh liquid rainbows...?
Goldie: Take my money.
*naz exchanges a heart shaped bottle for about 20 bucks*
Naz (walking away cackling softly): Hehehe, now I can finally make some extra cash!!!
LATER:
Author (appears): I'm here.
Foxy: Go away. nobody likes you.
Human: Aww, but I like her!
Lauren: BARELY
Naz (appears also): Hi guys buy this
Foxy: Oh cool is it alcohol? I need to forget I ever saw her. (points at author)
Naz: Take it.
*naz exchanges the heart shaped bottle for about 40 bucks*
Naz (grins): Author you wanna buy some too?
Author (slightly worried): Uhh... I'm not allowed to drink alcohol...
Foxy (pops open the lid of the bottle and starts chugging): Them how the h€ll are you allowed to smoke weed?
Author: I dont. The cocaine I carry is sugar, and the weed is seaweed. Stage props!
Foxy: Ohh.
Naz: BUY THIS STUFF
author: Okay.
*since Author is so awesome she only gets it for 50 cents*
*author chugs her bottle and looks over at Foxy, who happens to be high on the love potion*
Author and Foxy: Is it just me or did he/she become sexier than they already are?
*clueless has to block the camera*
Mike: What the- Foxy you cheater!
Foxy (effects of potion suddenly wear off): Ah, d@mmit, I can explain!
Author: What the h€ll happened here?!
Naz: DRUGS.
THE END.