Also requested by cmeliagaming , aka "Human". You are the random person in the world. besides me, of course.
ONE DAY DURING THE YEAR
Author: Bonnie.
Bonnie: What?
Author: Do you know if Foxy can play the piano?
Bonnie: Go ask him yourself.
Author: I'm too lazy. plus he's sleeping and I would think that an air horn is liable to piss him off.
*OUT OF NOWHERE*
Nyan cat: *appears* Nya Nya! 💜
Bonnie: AUTHOR WHAT IS THAT?!
Author: OMG ITS NYAN CAT!! I HAVE YOUR SONG ON MY iPOD!!
Nyan cat: Nyaa!
Bonnie: What the heck is that thing saying
Author: She says "Let's go poke a stick at an angry grizzly bear!"
Bonnie: You mean Freddy?
Author (long sarcastic pause): NO SHE MEANS AN ACTUAL BEAR.
Author: YES SHE MEANS FREDDY JEEZ.
((LATER))
Chica: Pizza.
Freddy: Author what have you done this time?
Author (holding Nyan Cat on a string like a balloon): Drugs. I brought you a sample.
Freddy (snatches Nyan out of the air): What the heck is this?
Bonnie: It's Drug Kitty.
Golden Freddy: Someone call my name?
Bonnie: Go away Goldie.
Chica: Aww, it's a kitty cat! can we keep him Freddy? PLEEEEEEEEEASE?
Freddy (shakes head): You have enough drugs as it is, Chica.
((Everyone laughs and Chica pouts))
Nyan Cat: *plays Nyan Cat song*
Chica: That's cool.
Foxy (pokes head out of Pirates Cove): That's annoying as **** and keep it down in there! Mike and I are busy!
Human (randomly appears): That explains the moaning noises we heard earlier.
Author (turns white): KEEP IT PG IN THERE.
Human: Dude. That's never gonna happen.
Author: True...
Room: *explodes*
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanficA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
