ONCE UPON A TIME:
APH Mia: Hey.
Foxy: I feel threatened. *hides behind mike* what's going on?
APH Mia (pulls a grand piano out of her back pocket): You have a reason to.
Mike: NOPE! We're out! I don't need to get hurt before or wedding, let's go Foxy! *drags Foxy away*
APH Mia: Anyways, here's Wonderweed.
*proceeds to play a song that would make Hetalia Austria's ears bleed*
APH Naz: Kill me NOW.
Naz (starts chasing her APH around with some weed): YOU CALLED?!
APH Naz: OH DOGE NO *runs into a pole*
Naz: There we go.
THE END
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