ONE DAY:
Foxy: Author why are we tied up and sitting in the basement?
Author: So you can read one of my oldest FNAF fanfictions.
Bonnie: Why would we do that?
Lauren: Because it's very good and slightly bloody and gory but that just makes it even better.
Human: I've read it too. it much fancy
Swaggy: Grammar much?
Human: Crush on PRUSSIA much?
Swaggy: AUTHOR SHE's SPEWIG LIES AGAIN
Author: Aight everyone SHUT UP. Fnaf1 characters, READ. *slaps five nights with foxy down in from of everyone*
foxy: Ooh, cool, got my name on the title...*reads* well that was a plot twist
Mike: Much death. why do I have a kid. why is there someone other than foxy I'm in love with. Author you have some explaining to do...
Bonnie: I AM NOT A WOMAN
Author: I WROTE THAT A LONG TIME AGO, OKAY?!
Freddy: Why am I not in here?
Author: Because D*CKS
Naz: No, man.
Chica: WHY DID I-
Author: Don't spoil it!
Goldie: I'm not in here either.
Author: There's a reason for that.
Naz: So will there be a sequel?
Author:...
Author: no
THE END
YOU ARE READING
FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanficA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
