ONCE UPON A TIME:
Author: Hey guys.
Everyone: What?
Author: I've got a theory.
Foxy (goes back to reading a magazine): Great. Nobody cares.
Author: it's about Twinkies!
Foxy: 'Bout what now
Author (holds up a Twinkie): Twinkies
Foxy: um okay what's the theory?
Author: TWINKES R INVINCIBLE
Naz: Dats bull***t Author and you know it.
Author: I'm serious! This specific Twinkie is invincible!
Naz (rolls eyes): How...?
Author: This Twinkie is lined with solid titanium! Nothing can break it!
Naz: oh really.
Author: Yeah watch!
*the gang suddenly teleports to a highway*
Author: Aight, watch this! *sets Twinkie on highway* CUE THE BUS!
Everyone: OH NO-
*bus comes along and hits the Twinkie but gets a huge dent in the process*
Naz: Holy crap. What on earth is that bus made of?
(Author gives Naz the "you like Krabby patties don't u Squidward" look)
Naz: What?
Author: You just said it.
Naz: What, bus-? OH SHOOT
Everyone: Nice going Naz!
*a second bus comes out of nowhere and kills everyone... at least until the next episode*
THE END
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