Author on Hype

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ONE DAY IN THE WORLD *wait*:
*author drives her van through the wall*
Mike and Foxy: AUTHOR!
Author: Get in!
Mike (eye roll): Why...?
Author: Because HYPE!
*on the side of the van is the word "hype"*
Foxy: Of course.
Author: JUST GET IN THE VAN
Foxy: Fine, fine!
*mike and foxy clim into the van*
Bonnie: H-hey guys...
Foxy: Woah! What're you doing in here, bonnie boy?
Bonnie: S-she stuffed me into the van before I could say anything... took off at about 150 MPH...
Mike: Sheesh.
Author: Who wants some Mountain Dew?
Foxy and Mike: I'll take some.
*both take a mountain dew*
Author: And we're off!
*author drives over a cliff at 200 mph*
Bonnie: OH GOD WHY OH GOD WHY OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY
Author: COMMENCE GTA 5!
THE END (for now...?)

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