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Dirty Minded For SURE

ONE DAY IN PIRATE'S COVE:
Mike (sounding slightly pained): Foxy, When on Earth are you ever gonna learn, its not gonna fit!
Foxy: Calm down, Mike, I'll make it fit, I promise.
*silence*
Mike: Owww...
Foxy: Careful where you put that! Oi! You know I can't control when that happens!
Mike: I know, but it still hurts!
Foxy: It'll all be over in a second, dear, I promise.
*sound of someone giving the other a peck on the cheek*
Naz (motioning excitedly to Author): We have to see this! Get the camera!
*author rushes off to get the camera*
Naz (innocently throws back the curtain): Heyyy, boys, whatcha doin'?
*foxy and Mike are fully clothed, sitting in the middle of the room*
Foxy: Oh hey, Naz, we're just putting together a puzzle and these two pieces aren't gonna fit.
Mike: I accidentally cut my finger on the box.
Naz: Ohhh... Author, forget the camera.
Mike and Foxy: SERIOUSLY?!?
THE END

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