ONE DAY:
*aph author is disguised as Human*
Aph Author: Hey Foxy, Mike.
Foxy and Mike: Hey Human.
Aph Author: soooo, you guys heard about that new place in town?
Foxy (nervously): Uhh, which one, it doesn't really matter to us since technically I can't leave here.
*mike nods*
Aph Author: Just listen to me. It'll help us get rid of Author once and for all.
Foxy (with interest): you don't say?
Aph Author (nods): Yep! The address is 2121 Not A Fake Address Lane. Think you got that?
Mike: yeah.
*mike and foxy exchange a glance*
Foxy (whispers to Mike on their way out the door): Maybe on our way back we can pick up something for tonight. 💕
Mike (smirk): good enough for me.
*the duo arrive at the fake address*
*author wearing a fake mustache appears out of nowhere*
Author: hello! I assume you've come to find something to inflict serious damage upon the one and only Author?
Foxy and Mike: YES
Author: Try this. *hands them a tomato*
Foxy and Mike: *understanding: 5%*
Mike: Wait... *understanding: 50%*
Foxy: AUTHOR *understanding: 99%
Time to explosion: 5 seconds*
*foxy and Mike slowly turn and look at author*
Author and Aph Author: SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKERS *runs away laughing*
Foxy and Mike: YOU DIE TODAY
Aph Author: Oh no you don't! Self defense mechanism, GO!
Author: BUS
*everyone in the world except Aph Author and Author die until the next episode*
THE END
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanficA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
