ONE DAY:
Bonnie: human who's your favorite?
Human: chica
Bonnie: dang.
Human: what?
Bonnie: uhh nothing *leaves*
Author: HUMAN!!!!
*Human literally jumps out of her chair*
Human: what!?
Author: BAD HUMAN!!! YOU HURT BONNIE'S FEELINGS!!!!!
Human: They have those?
Author (hits her with a binder): APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
Human: fine. Uh, Bonnie?
Bonnie: hm?
Human (slightly flustered): uhh... I think you're pretty cool too.
Bonnie: YAY! *hugs Human*
Author (puts on Naz's sunglasses): Still a better love story than Twilight.
*marionette flies in out of nowhere and kills author*
THE END
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanficA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
