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Five Nerds at Freddy's: The Hetalia Episode!

Note: if you don't know what Hetalia is, get your *ss online and look it up b/c it's HILARIOUS author out
ONE DAY:
Author: PASTA
*everyone is teleported into a Hetalia AU (alternate universe)*
Foxy: ATHOR WHAT THE CRAP
Author: HOLY CRAP IS THIS REAL?!
Naz: What?!
Author: *SCREEEEEEAM* I'm in Italy's body! Hooooly crap I feel so sexy !!!!!!!!!!
(Naz is in America's body, Human in England's, Lauren in Japan's, Clueless in Canada's, Foxy in Romano's, Mike in Spain, Jeremy in China, Chica in Turkey's [irony much lol XD], Bonnie in Greece's, Freddy in Prussia, and Goldie in France.)
Goldie/France: I suddenly have the urge to hit on anything that moves.
Foxy/Romano: For whatever odd reason I hate Mike but at the same time he's really sexy.
Mike/Spain: WHAT THE H£LL
Jeremy/China: Ching chong wtf
Author/Italy: Well you're racist.
Naz/America: I liek burgerz
Human/England: Jolly good, America, I'm off to read a book. *leaves*
Author/Italy: Wait where's Germany I NEED GERMANY HE'S ITALY'S BOYFRIEND
Everyone: WHAT THE H£LL AUTHOR
Author/Italy: It's true!
Naz/America: You ship gay couples?!
Author/Italy: Just shut the flying frick up and get Germany!!!
*jeremy suddenly becomes Germany*
Author/Italy: He'll have to do. *tackles "Germany"*
LATER
(AmeriNaz is eating a burger, JaLauren is calming Greece the Rabbit and Turkey the Duck-er, chicken, who are fighting over JaLauren again, HuEngland is reading while FrGoldie is hitting on whatever can move, and Frussia is ranting off to random people about how awesome he is.)
AuTaly (Author/Italy CUZ IM LAZY): where's FRomano and Spain?
AmeriNaz: Who now?
AuTaly: Foxy/Romano and Mike/Spain.
AmeriNaz: Oh. Arguing about tomatoes and making out again.
AuTaly: Holy Heisenberg. They don't stop, do they?
AmeriNaz: Nope.
JaLauren: AuTary, when do we go home again?
AuTaly: Hopefully never. I like this.
FRomano: Well I don't! Even if Mike is sexier!
AuTaly: Whatever. Not like you know how to get us home.
FRomano: Please, AuTaly. I know you. *deep inhale* BUS!
AuTaly: NOOOOOOO-
*bus comes in out of nowhere and kills everyone until the next episode*
THE END