Author (impersonating as Freddy): I broke up with mah ex gurl. Here's da number.
Goldie (inspecting the paper): hmm...
Author: PSYCH! DAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!
Everyone: wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Goldie: I hate all of you.
YOU ARE READING
FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanfictionA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
