Naz and Author Can Apparently Sing

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ONE DAY:
*author and Naz are spying on Foxy and Mike again in the air vents*
Author (drops from the ceiling and lands next to Mike):
HEYYYY, COWORKER AND HIS BOYYYYYYFRIEEEEEEEEND!
Foxy and Mike: Go away Author!
Naz (drops from the ceiling as well): I'm here too
Foxy: Crap.
Naz: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP
Author (clears throat and starts rapping): Apples, tomatoes, all things red BREAK IT DOWN
Naz: Red is a color of the rainbow, and rainbows are the color of GAY
Author: FOXY AND MIKE ARE GAY
AND THEY LIKE TOMATOES!!!!!
Naz: Holy crap dude that wasn't part of the original!
Foxy: GET OUT
Author: RUN
THE END

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