" lily. Lily. Lilyyyyyyyyyyy"
" oh my god severus! Why are you in the gryffindor tower?"
Lily jumped as she turned and saw severus leaning against the couch in the gryffindor common room.
" Longbottom let me in. I am very tired and i needed to see you IMMEDIATELY." Severus whispered the last word more loudly.
Marlene came up behind severus and knotted her brows, looking at lily confused.
" hey severus. Whatcha doin here?" Marlene asked sweetly.
Severus spun around and raised hie eyebrows, smiling.
" Mckinnon! My favorite gryffindor!" Severus announced.
Lily's face twisted in disbelief and looked at severus who was now side hugging marlene.
" really?" Marlene said smugly.
" of course!"
" okay so he is so obviously drunk, maybe i should take my best friend back."
" wait no!" Severus said and pulled away from lily.
When lily looked at him confused, severus leaned in and whispered.
" the other slytherins are also drunk and they are really loud. They are giving me a headache."
Lily nodded and pat severus' head.
" then why are you whispering?"
" because, i dont want to wake the snakes."
" wait what? What snake- oh ok you have actual snakes." Lily pulled away when two snakes slithered out of his sleeves.
" this one is tofu, this one is wasabi." Severus pointed to his snakes.
One was white and the other was green.
" wait is the white one tofu?"
" no the white one is wasabi."
" then the green one is tofu? Why isnt the green one wasabi?"
" because wasabi is wasabi, we cant have two wasabis."
" but tofu is green and wasabi is white, but wasabi is green and tofu is white so why dont you make the green one wasabi and the white one tofu?"
" ok lily, you're giving the poor drunk man with snakes a head ache." Marlene said pulling severus away.
" can i see?" Marlene asked and severus nodded drunkenly.
She picked up tofu and held it in her hands.
" awww i love snakes. I have 2 back home, love these creatures." Marlene cooed when the snake stuck out its tiny tongue.
" these are very small snakes no?" Marlene asked.
" yeah, i wanted to keep them in my sleeves in case they get lonely, but i got a cage and everything!" He enthusiastically. Marlene nodded and smiled.
" hey you know who else loves snakes?" Lily asked. Severus and marlene snapped their heads to her.
" who?"
" James. Why dont you surprise him?" Lily suggested.
Severus gasped and smiled.
" good idea." He whisper yelled and walked to the stairs.
" hey isnt Potter scared of snakes?"
" terrified."
" then why did you send him up there with a snake."
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A Dance With My Enemy | Jeverus
FanfictionJames needs to find a date to a Wizards ball and decides to ask his former arch nemesis Severus. ( basically severus punches a lot of ppl, they have a lot of sexual tension and its two idiots in love) Ships: - severus x james - lily x marlene - rem...