A Dance With My Enemy | Jeverus

Part 14

" please dont tell me the snakes weren't a dream."

Severus face palmed at the sight of lily and Marlene playing with two very familiar snakes.

" yep. You got a cage n everything remember?" Lily teased.

" any way you guys could take them?"

" oh but you were so excited about wasabi and tofu."

Severus made an 'o' face and nodded.

" oh thats why i kept thinking of sushi. Got it. But seriously i cannot take care of two snakes. Please?" Severus pleaded.

Marlene rolled her eyes and nodded.

" fine. I love snakes so you're lucky." She smirked.

Severus sighed in relief and continued walking to the portrait hole of the gryffindor common room.

" hey Severus."

" oh god." Severus groaned when sirius stopped him mid way.

" what do you want black?"

" oh just wondering. Did you and james fuck?" He asked with all seriousness.

" what?" Severus said plainly.

" you know, did you get to see his mini prongs?"

Severus cringed and pinched the bridge of his knows.

" oh god you're disgusting. No i didnt get to see mini prongs. Happy?"

Sirius clicked his tongue and looked down in disappointment.

" well there is always tonight."

He shoved his hands in his pocket and walked away, leaving severus in disgust.

He shook his head and continued walking. When he climbed out of the portrait hole and stood up fully he saw Regulus and lucius standing by the entrance waiting for him.

Severus smiled and walked over.

" what are you guys doing here?" Severus asked.

" we cant let you do the walk of shame alone now can we?" Lucius smirked evilly.

" plus i was already picking up this one because cissa was concerned."

Both regulus and severus looked disheveled. Regulus was wearing his sweater vest without a dress shirt and his hair was a mess while severus' white shirt was slightly unbuttoned and he was holding his robes in his hands.

" jesus reg where did you spend the night?" Severus said.

" hufflepuff. May or may not have hooked up with my ex." He gulped.

Lucius and severus looked at him with their mouths open and laughed.

" shit really?"

" yeah lets just hope she gets the message its only a one night stand." Regulus rubbed the back of his neck.

Severus flung his arm around his neck and stifled a laugh.

" damn reg, didnt know you were so into hufflepuffs."

Regulus elbowed him in the gut, making severus double over.

" shut up!."

Lucius laughed and severus let out a pained chuckle.

" well thats alright Reggie. Just dont get someone pregnant." Lucius teased.

Regulus elbowed him too and he had the wind knocked out of him.