"Coming to you live from Kabukichou" my ears tingled when i heard 'Kabukichou' "where a huge dog suddenly appeared and broke it's owner's roof" the reporter said. The dog.. "Isn't that Sadaharu?" Miriko asked in confusion. Indeed that seems like Sadaharu.. "What did they feed him?!" i exclaimed. The reporter named Hanano talked with each of the owners- to be exact the Yorozuya group. "Each of them is a mess" Miriko laughed seeing them while i continued doing my accounting. I hope they don't- "AHH! Gintoki- sama's penis!" Kiriko shouted suddenly. Wha- THE FUCK IS THAT DICKHEAD DOING?!?
After the rain stopped I stepped outside the shop to visit Yorozuya. Suddenly the ground began to rumble causing me to hold the near pillar as a support. From the corner of my eyes I noticed a large monster running furiously. What the hell? Did an alien break out? Whatever, i have to stop it before it damages the city I thought as i jumped towards it. Just when i was a few metres away I saw a familiar girl holding onto the monster's tail. "Kagura-chan!" i shouted as i went near her.
After i landed on the moving monster I grabbed it's tail and brought Kagura close to me. When i asked her what happened she told me it was Sadaharu and how it suddenly got big. "Kagura-chan, he'll wreak the whole city if we don't stop him" I said. "Nee-san, i don't want anyone to hurt Sadaharu nor do i want him to hurt anyone" she said, her eyes watery. Poor baby.. "Stop there, monster!" a voice from a mic suddenly spoke causing us to look on the right. "Do you know how fast you're walking your dog?" Sougo said. "Does this look like I'm walking my dog, idiot?! We would have stopped him if we could, idiot!" Kagura shouted frustratedly. "Alright, you're under arrest for hurting a police officer's feelings" he said as he took out his weapon. "Sougo, wait!"
Just when i shouted the dog knocked the car away causing it to break into pieces. "Oh no no SOUGO!" i shouted heartbreakingly. "What happened? Why are you shouting my name, Hanae-san?" an emotionless Sougo said from behind us. "Sou- oh my god you worried me sick! i thought you died!" I said as i pulled him towards us. "Huh? I'm not gonna die so soon. Afterall when i grow up, I'll marry y-" "Hai, stop right there Sougo-kun" Hijikata's voice echoed through the microphone. I heard Sougo make a 'tch' sound as i noticed a lot of soldiers pointing their weapon towards us. "Wait Hijikata don't fire!" I shouted but it was too late.
I jumped away from the dog holding the two kids while the dog dodged the bullets. I saw Sadaharu jumping on top of a building causing me to release the two kids near Hijikata before jumping back again. "Wait Sadaharu, calm down" i said as i grabbed his tail, not too tight not too lose so that he doesn't run away again. "Also now's not the time to be fighting you two!" i shouted seeing Hijikata and Sougo exchanging blows. "Die Hijikata!" "No you die!" i mentally facepalmed myself. "Nee-san! Gin-chan's here!" Kagura shouted. "Oh is he now? Where was he all this time!" i shouted looking at the silver haired guy.
"Hanae-san!" someone girl shouted causing me to look away from Gintoki. "Can you hold him for one minute? We need to prepare stuffs" she said. "Alright one minute. I don't think I'll be able to hold myself back after that" i said as i put all my focus on Sadaharu now. "Let's play Sadaharu" i said evilly and i felt him cower a bit. Those 5 went inside the stadium. I hope they do some good. Sadaharu tried to attack me again and again to make me lose my grip but i avoided his attacks and made him go in circles. "Hanae-san, bring him inside now!" one of the girls shouted. "Alright, let's go!"
I did as i was told and ran towards the stadium as Sadaharu chased me. I saw those 5 catching balls in the middle of the field which made me go insane. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I'M ON THE VERGE OF LOSING MY LIFE AND YOU PEOPLE ARE PLAYING CATCH!" i shouted as i ducked Sadaharu's attacks. "Hanae-san bring him in the centre please!" the girl shouted which i did without questioning and automatically Sadaharu reduced back to its old size. Phew.. thank god I lost strength in my body and swayed for a second before falling back. "Caught you" Gintoki said as he held me in his arms just before i hit the ground.
"Where were you?" i said irritatedly. "Sorry, i was caught up on something. But you did good" Gintoki said as he sat on the ground with me on top of him. "... Thank you. But I'm happy for her. She told not to hurt her Sadaharu and we recovered him back without even touching him. So I'm glad for her" my eyes travelled towards Kagura's body which was on top of Sadaharu's as she was weeping. "Yeah, me too" Gintoki said hugging me close while i leaned back on his firm broad chest.
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Thank you for reading episode 18.
Hope you enjoyed it!
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