Shin - We need to get him out of there and ask the monsters to go back to their den!
Gin - Damn. Unfortunately, we're only the help of the help. TOSHI, are you ready?
Hij - Don't give me that crap! How are we supposed to 'Let's Party!' with those piranhas?!
Me - We'll have to save him together!
Gin - Screw that! All the money in the world wouldn't be enough to get me to deal with them!
Hij & Shin - SON OF A BITCH!
Gintoki ran away from us and headed towards the exit. But as soon as he did, he was pulled into a headlock by none other than drunk Tsukuyo.
Tsu - I just dropped by to visit. Where do you think you're going? Gin-sama, the night is still young! Bring me more booze, you stinkin' host!
She threw Gintoki back to the inside and walked towards us drunkenly. THE MONSTER'S OF YOSHIWARA IS HERE!
Otae - Welcome!
Tsu - You wanted a big crowd so i brought everyone i could find. We really get to drink all we want?
Otae - Yes. Normally you have to serve men but this is Yoshiwara for women. Time for some pay back.
Again, nobody gave you the permission to do this! And why is Tsukuyo drunk already?!
Tsu - Hey! Bring some girls and music! Shamisen! Shamisen!
Gin - G-Got it! I'll go find you some girls!
Hij - Hey! He's trying to run away again!
Me - Not so fast!
I ran to grab him but instead he met with another customer.
Kyu - You bastard!
Kyubei threw him back inside again. Don't tell me the whole Yagyu clan is here also..!
Kyu - Sorry for being late. You said that i could only bring girls, so it took a while to get ready.
WHY ARE THE YAGYU RETAINERS DRESSED LIKE WOMEN?!
Tsu - Oih, what's that? I need that.
She pointed towards the other side of the club which caused my eyes to widen.
Sou - The B course is horse riding. The C course involves candles. And the D course involves neglect.
Sar - Hmm, which should i choose? But i can't see.. and isn't GIN-SAN HERE YET?! I'M ALWAYS AFTER THE G-COURSE!
Sou - Ma'am, I'm going to pin your nose back with hooks and stick photos of it all over town. Is what Sougo-kun said while taking countless pictures of her.
Sar - Mmm, you know your stuff. What's your name?
Me & Hij - SICK AND TWISTED! We shouted kicking them both on the head.
Sar - Oh! That sounds like something Gin-san would day! I've been waiting for you!
Hij - Oi, someone toss them out with the trash.
Shin - We'll never be able to handle all of these customers, neesan, Hijikata-san! More idiots keep showing up!
Me - Alright, listen. Leave half of them to me and my kids and the rest of you, take care of the half together.
Hij - Your kids?
Me - I mean the twins.
They all - Alright!
But it wasn't long until the opposite side started to fight among each other. "At least my side is also saf- NO IT ISN'T! THEY ARE ALSO FIGHTING! WHY?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! KYOUSHIROU-SAN!" I shouted out loud and looked for him until i tripped on something. "Who left a- KYOUSHIROU-SAN!" the guy was lying on top of a board fully naked, his skin shining brightly. "Who molested you? Talk to me, Kyoushirou-san! Don't give up!" i shook him by the shoulders. "Forget about Madame, they are gonna ruin this town!" Shinpachi shouted. "Dammit, what do we do now Hanae?" Hijikata asked as the two of them stepped closer to me in fear. "I-" "QUIET DOWN!" Saigo-san suddenly shouted and along with his shout, kunais were thrown by Tsukuyo to the Yoshiwara people and Kyubei hit a few of her clan members. Everyone separated from each other.
Sai - Don't you understand that you're making trouble for the bar? You're supposed to control yourself when you have fun.
Tsu - I've had enough.
Kyu - The party is over.
Saigo - I apologise for the trouble we caused.
Saigo-san apologized to me again before the three groups walked away. I signed in relief and leaned against Hijikata. He smiled and wrapped his arm around my shoulder to stabilise me. "They instantly put an end to the riot. They're the real monsters" Shinpachi sighed in relief. "In any case, we're back to normal" Hijikata lightened his cigarette with one hand. "Pass me one too, please" i said and he did. I brought my mouth close to his and lightened mine with his. "Peace, finally" i smiled blowing out the smoke. "Now that it's quiet, let's get back to drinking" i heard someone say followed by "Cheers!". The three of our jaws hit the floor seeing the leaders of the group and a perverted woman drinking together in one booth. "I.. I am gonna ignore them completely. Toshirou, Shinpachi, I'm gonna clean the mess along with the kids so you guys keep a look out. Oh, and find that idiot too. Make sure he doesn't escape again" i said before walking away.
While i was cleaning the place, i suddenly heard glasses shattering. Now, what happened? i looked towards my left. I saw Gintoki, Hijikata and Shinpachi along with a lady wearing black. T-That must be Madame! I have to let Kyoushirou-san know! "Girls, I'll be back. Give me a minute, alright?" i hurriedly rushed towards Kyoushirou-san's unconscious body. So that no one could see anything, i carried him towards the staffs room. I folded his clothes near him so that when he wakes up, he wears it. "Kyoushirou-san, Kyoushirou-san!" i whispered slapping his cheek lightly. "Please wake up, Madame is here!" he groaned in response and tossed slowly but didn't open his eyes. "Kyoushirou-san.." i saw him mumbling something but i couldn't quite understand what it was so i inched my ear closer to his lips. "¿¿¿" What is this guy even saying..? "Hanae.." i gasped hearing my name out of his mouth. It sounded so seductive that i blushed. I hurriedly moved away from him. "Hope you regain consciousness soon" saying that, i went out of the room.
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To be continued.
