"TALK TO OUR FACES!" shouting the words, both Gintoki and Shinpachi smashed the phones on the counter. The hell..? "Why do you have to text every little stupid thing?!" "And she's not even talking to us??? Acting like a clerk in some clothing store!!!" they were fuming. I slided some cold drinks in front of them while i cleaned some glasses. Their phones buzzed again. I glanced at them to see their reactions. They both whipped their heads towards the door and that's when i noticed Kagura peeking through. She giggled before running off. "Hey! Cut it out! Who cares if it's M or Michael?!" Gintoki shouted. So that's why Kagura-chan wasn't here with them!
"This is a surprise. I wouldn't have expected her to be so enthusiastic about a cellphone" i said taking a puff from the pipe. "This is more than being enthusiastic! She sends us pointless updates every few minutes! I'm sick of it!" Gintoki shouted. "Hey! This is a restaurant not your home. Tone it down" i glared at him. Both the males gulped at me. "Girls love to chit chat through letters and that like. Sometimes, it's easier to say things through a written medium than talking face to face. This maybe the real Kagura-chan. Are you replying to her, Gintoki-sama?" Kiriko asked. Ho.. i never thought Kiriko would say something like this.
"We can't do that. She's using text messages to talk to us now" Gintoki sighed. "It's possible that she keeps sending texts because she's waiting for a reply. Men always act cool and never say what needs to be said. They expect other people to know how they feel. But sometimes, women just want to hear those words. Just send her a nice text" i said. "Whatever you said just now.. just what do you mean by that?!" Gintoki shouted at me causing me to punch him to shut him up. Their phones buzzed again. "There's your chance! Answer the phone!" Miriko said coming over. "Pachi-boy, it's all yours" saying that Gintoki went out of the restaurant. "Oi, Gintoki! Where you off to?" the man didn't answer me.
"Well, what did she say?" we three gathered around the phone. "Hey, don't look at my phone! There might be private stuffs!" "Yeah right. A virgin like you would have private stuffs" Miriko commented. Oh my! "What the hell do you mean 'virgin'?!" i giggled at their bickering. "It reads where are you right now?" Kiriko said showing us the phone. "Wasn't she here just a moment ago? Why is she asking this?" another text. "SHUT UP! I'M AT THE PA-" Gintoki's text read. "It cut off. Was he replying to Kagura-chan?" Shinpachi asked. "He accidentally hit reply to all and also wrote his message in the subject. That idiot.. but he's actually replying to Kagura. That's good" i smiled in satisfaction. Another message came. "Huh? Wait.. now that i realize.. the second last message wasn't from Kagura-chan. It's an unknown number" Shinpachi said. Where are you right now? it was the same message as before. The phone buzzed again. "Return the cellphone. Tell me where you are at once. If you look at the information in those phones, you're dead" "I-It's from the owner of the phones!"
Our faces were horrified. "How did this happen? Didn't you guys buy it?" i asked. Shinpachi shook his head before telling me that they found the phone in Sadaharu's poop. That made my grip on the phone to loosen causing the phone to fall down. "Ew" i looked at him in disgust. "Please don't look at me like that! We had no choice!" Shinpachi shouted. "S-So.. since they're threatening you, it must mean that the information on the phones are dangerous. Do you know what it is?" i asked after using disinfectant spray on my hands. "I don't know.. Gengai-san said that the phones were busted and there wasn't any data left" he said worriedly. "In any case, you should contact Gintoki-sama and Kagura-chan" Miriko said. Right when Shinpachi was about to send them a text, another text popped on the screen. "It's from Gin-san! Did they find him already?!" Shinpachi opened the text nervously. "SHUT UP! I'M AT THE PACHINKO PARLOR PLAYING WITH BALLS!" He's picking up from where his message cut off! What is that idiot doing?! He just gave away his location to everyone!
The phone buzzed again. This time it was from the owner. "Look at the message! I don't wanna! I'm scared! Miriko-san, you look!" Shinpachi said hurriedly passing her the phone. "Screw that! Aren't you a man?! Answer the phone, Kiriko!" she passed it over to Kiriko. "Who are you calling a man?! You don't even have the guts to open a text! Answer it, neesan" she said passing the phone to me. "Oi, you bastards!" i glared at them before opening the text.
"You're playing with balls?"- Kyubei. Someone completely different joined the conversation! "Did you come out of the closet? Are you going to have an operation? Can I have yours? We need to talk. Please reply" What is she talking about?! What does she want to do?! More messages were in coming.
"Welcome. I'm glad to hear that. Tell Pako that he can become no.1 at my place ♡"- Saigo. This has turned into a completely different conversation in a completely different world!
"What a coincidence. I was also playing with balls"- Tojo. And this guy is in his own little world!
"It appears that you're having trouble.. however, i assure you that i can ease your pain"- Zura. Ho.. he knows something? That means he could help them out! i got happy seeing his text but- "Join the Joi patriots and find happiness. We have a testimonial from Mrs.E who was able to find her happiness. The Joi will help you find your joy" It's just a full on spam! And they're getting worse!
"Dammit! This will never end!" Shinpachi shouted before rushing out of the restaurant. "Let us know if you need any help, Shinpachi!"
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