I came back to the group and saw that Madame was sitting amidst the monsters. Why there?! "Ah, you're finally here neesan" Shinpachi whispered with a sigh of relief as he pulled me away from the group. "What's going on? Why does Madame look like she's about to snap?" i whispered a bit loudly. "I can't blame her, considering the abuses she had to endure" Gintoki replied from behind me. "What abuses?! What even happened while i was away?!" "Where even were you? You weren't cleaning anymore" Hijikata asked getting inside the group huddle. "As soon as i saw you guys coming in with her, it hit me that she might be the one so i hurriedly went to revive Kyoushirou-san" "Did he?" "No.." Hijikata pulled out his hair on frustration. "If anything goes wrong, we'll be in big trouble. What do we do now?!" Shinpachi whispered. All of their heads turned towards me. HUH?! IT'S ALL UPTO ME NOW?! IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG THEN IT WOULD BE MY FAULT?!
"F-For now, let's improve Madame's mood. I don't know how things work in the host club but compliments work good on women. So, Toshirou and Gintoki, get on it. Shinpachi and I will take care of the monsters" i said. "Alright everyone" we four put our hands together "Let's Party!" we raised our hands together as if we were going out in the field to play. Gintoki and Hijikata complimented Madame and then asked her type in men. Instead of letting her answer, the other ladies started to answer for themselves. Hijikata was about to ask her more about it before he was hit on the head with a bottle by none other than Otae. When i tried to take care of her, Tsukuyo did the same with Gintoki. And the chain went on with Sarutobi's and Kagura's help. They are getting hit on the head for nothing!
I pulled the men away from them and heard few of the ladies growl which caused me to roar in low voice like a lion. That made them quiet down. "Is it just me or were thoss girls beating us for the hell of it?!" Gintoki rubbed on his head. "I've been hit an extra time" Hijikata pouted slightly as he rubbed his head. "SORRY!" Saigo-san shouted before hitting Gintoki on the head. "F-Fair enough.." Gintoki crouched down. "What's wrong with those drunks?! Do they have to smash us in the head everytime they talk?! They aren't giving us a chance to talk to Madame!" Hijikata whispered loudly. "Alright, calm down. Let's try again. This time, put your heart and soul in it" i said. "Like hell i will!" Gintoki shouted. "Let's party!" Hijikata also shouted before they went back to the battlefield. But it wasn't long until they were thrashed again with the women answering their types.
"Vegeta!" there was one extra answer which caused me and the guys to look at Madame. Madame is also participating?! The ladies then began to talk among each other regarding men. "You stay here. I'll go and bring in some drinks for the drunkards to sober up!" i whispered before walking away. I need someone to take care of those monsters. I can't hit them no matter how much my hands itch to! "Neesan, are you alright?" i turned towards the source of the voice. "You..! Yes, you're the one! You can do it!" grabbing him by the shoulders, i dragged him towards the ladies. "Ah, what's this party for? A little get-together for models?" Sougo's flirtatious tone caused the ladies to throw the bottles at him shyly. Sougo being Sougo, he evaded them all swiftly. Yes! That's it! "Hey, what are you guys doing? Bring in the goods" the boys and I glanced at each other in confusion. "The champagne tower that's actually filled with tequila"
I thought he asked for the champagne tower to subdue the women by getting drunk so we did exactly what he told us to. "Are you ready?" Sougo asked raising his glass. "Let's party!" we all shouted raising us glasses before drinking them in one go. Mmm tas- * CRASH * "What the-" YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES SUBDUED?! I sighed before giving up. I went towards the monsters and sat beside Madame and drank the tequila in glasses one by one. I'm done with this shit. I can't continue anymore i drank with the ladies. We all chatted for a while until Madame stood up. "I've had quite a bit to drink so I'll be leaving now" she said. You're the one who drank the most out of us.
Shin - H-Hold on! Why are you leaving? Aren't you-
Mad - I would not dare to see Kyoushirou-san when my face is so flushed.
Shin - So, you didn't come back because you didn't like the bar? You came back to see him?
I sat on the sofa with my legs crossed with tequila in my hand as i heard them talking.
Mad - So you have heard the stories. Unfortunately, I'm not a goddess of fortune neither am i a goddess of death nor do i have the ability to ruin an entire town. My obsession with the power of money left me with no friends, no home. When i came to Takamagahara and saw the ambiance of the place and the way how the hosts behaved, it left me speechless. T-That's when i fell in love with Kyoushirou-san and that's why i wanted to come here one last time before going far away. But now that i look closely, i have caused nothing but trouble. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience.
I felt a pang in my heart, i felt sad for the lady. I swirled the tequila in my hand as she spoke. As soon as she was done talking, she bowed to us and then turned around to walk away. I drank the remaining tequila in the glass in one go before going over to the staff's room. He wasn't there, the one i hoped to see. But a smile broke out in my face as i realized he wasn't here. I, along with the other hosts, walked towards the closed door. After a few seconds, the door opened again. This time, there were all of the original hosts, Kyoushirou-san and Madame. Madame looked at us all in shock. "Yo, we've been waiting for you. The drinks are on you this time" Gintoki said before puking in the bucket again. I rubbed his back to make him feel better. "Drinking buddies!" Hachirou-san shouted. "All lined up!" the hosts all shouted. "Welcome to Takamagahara" i smiled holding my hand out to Madame. "Heh, dirty fireworks" she smiled saying one of Vegeta's famous lines before taking my hand.
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