Returning back to the restaurant, i heard from the twins that Seita had gone out along with Shinpachi and Kagura. Of course he'd be going there, he received his paycheck today. "I'm going out now, i don't know when I'd be back. So take care until then, alright?" i patted their head. "Leave it to us!" "Be safe!" they said and then i walked out of the restaurant. I took my pipe and- "Are you going as well?" i stopped on my tracks and turned towards the voice. "Otose-san.." "What will i do with you kids? Huh, anyways. Woman can't go easily inside that place unless you're one of them" she said. "Then how should i-" "Come with me, I'll turn you into one" saying that she pushed me towards her bar where Catherine was grinning at me while holding a bunch of cosmetics. Oh God..
"Hey baby, you free?" drunk and sober men walked up to me as i searched for my people. Everytime they tried to do something weird, I'd either twist their hands or scare them off. "I like feisty women like you. Why don't you come and pleasure me tonight?" another man spoke. Ugh, this doesn't seem to stop. They are picking up on women as if they were gold coins. "And the way how you're dressed, i can't help but be turned on" this time he was dangerously close to me as he whispered on my ear. Well, danger alert for him. "Sir" i grabbed the hand that he put on my waist and squeezed it "Are you lost, perhaps?" i smiled with my eyes closed. "O-Ow! S-Stop it! I'm sorry! I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" he crouched on the ground in pain. "Disgusting men" i released my grip on him. And as soon as i did, a loud sound was heard. What the- i turned my head towards the commotion and my eyes widened immediately.
"Thank you for your help. I couldn't hold onto them any longer" the woman named Tsukuyo bowed at me slightly. "Please raise your head up. I couldn't do anything as Seita was being taken away" i sighed. "But seriously, why are you here Hanae?" Gintoki grabbed me by the shoulders. "Why are you?! Seriously, don't leave me behind as if it's not my business. I like that kid" i looked at him seriously. "Huh?! Even though I'm here?!" he shouted at my mouth. "You're too close!" i knocked his head with mine. "But seriously though, Kagura's brother? How many more surprises will i get?" "Uh Seita is Hinowa's child?" Gintoki commented. "Neh, that i knew. So, what do we do now. We can't stay shut for long. Who knows what they'd do to Seita?" worry filled my head. "We were these" Tsukuyo showed us some clothes "And blend in with the secret association to get inside the castle". New clothes.. again..
"Tsukuyo-san! You're finally back!" the two guards greeted her as we walked upto the gate. "Hmm. Leave Hosen-sama's matter to me. I'll count on you guys to guard this place" "Roger!" they replied. "Listen up" Gintoki's large excessive watermelons jiggled "Don't let even one conspicuous person through. If they're even a little suspicious, call 911. I give you permission. There won't be any mercy if you mess up" the man spoke in an extra feminine voice while flaunting his large oppais. "Suspicious people detected!" the two guards surrounded the Yorozuya with the spears. That large boob-ed with a banana hanging between his legs idiot! "Actually, no. They're not. They're.. um.. new recruits" Tsukuyo explained but the female guards didn't want to believe her. After a lot of convincing, we finally got inside the building.
"We did it! It looks like we fooled them" Shinpachi said excitedly. "No, the whole act was just a waste of time" i said and then pointed towards the large army of women. Without even batting an eyelash, they all threw kunais at us. The ones that came towards me were soon sent back by me kicking the air with pressure ( imagine it's like Deku's kick from the HPC ). "Boss, to think you would assist the intruders, you should know best what happens when you betray Yoshiwara" one of them spoke. "And what is that?" i cocked my eyebrows while taking a puff from my pipe. "Death to traitors! That is the law here. Give up your lives!" shouting those words, the women charged at us.
"This is great.. everybody working together to get the job done is more than what a man like me deserves. However, flat chests doesn't interest me. But I'll give you an advice for all those flat-chested women. A woman needs giant melons, like my Hanae!" WHAT THE FUCK?! my eyes widened at Gintoki's words. But he ignored my reaction and then opened his chest along with Kagura and Shinpachi revealing the large smoke bombs. "B-Bombs.." the women took a step back. They don't know, do they? "If you do the honours, my lady" Gintoki held his balls in front of my face. "With pleasure" i smiled before lighting up the strings. "Let the party begin with a blast!" saying that Gintoki threw the bombs towards the women.
While the smoke bomb served its purpose, the 5 of us ran up the stairs. "I'll hold them back here for a while. Go on ahead" Tsukuyo stopped running. "I'll stay here too then" i said. "No Hanae-san, you're needed there. Let me handle this. The boss needs to discipline her subordinates" she smiled at me. "Make sure you come back" i said holding her shoulders. "Yeah. Make sure you save Hinowa" she said and then i released her. "Alright then, let's go" Gintoki said and then grabbed my hand before running. "The Yatos from before might be here too. Be careful of your surroundings, everyone" i said. As i was about to take the next step, someone from behind me pushed me causing me to hit the two in front and then fall down. "What hap- KAGURA!" my eyes widened seeing her body lying on the ground and then moved towards the man beside her. Now that's a true Yato..
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