"I hope I'm not late~" i spoke as i slided the door open. "HANAE?!" Gintoki gasped looking at me in pure shock. "Y-Yes..?" i closed the door and then took a seat beside him since every other seats were filled. "What are you even doing here?! Who invited you?!" he whispered frustratedly. "Wha-Why are you acting like this?" i looked at him questioningly. "I did! I asked nee-san to come" Kagura answered excitedly. "You.. I'll beat your ass after we get home" he glared at her before looking at me. "Do you know what we're doing here?" he asked seriously. "Yes, I'm well aware of that. Why? Is it wrong of me to come here?" i cocked my eyebrows at him. "Yes! Actually no- wait!" as i tried to stand up and go out of the room i was instantly grabbed by him as he pulled me towards him. "I'm sorry. Just.. don't leave my side" he sighed before releasing me.
You're asking where we are at? Well, we're all gathered around in a pleasure boat named Yamato-Ya for a mixer. Well.. a mixer is.. don't act innocent with me! I know you all are weebs here. I, myself learned a lot of stuffs from animes at a young age. The reason why we were here is because our adorable Kyubei wanted to rotate the letter 'p' in clockwise direction to 'd' which is why we are here to change her mind. After the boat started moving in air and the waitresses delivered our food, no one spoke a work. The air is too heavy.. why the hell doesn't anyone speak?! Well why don't i do that? "Kondo-san, you could have brought Toshirou and Sougo with you as well? The number of guys here is too less. Almost as if we gotta fight for the males here" i chuckled girlishly while slapping Gintoki's arm. "Who?" the man named Kondo Issao looked at me in confusion. "Huh?" "Huh?" It would be better if you keep your mouth shut, Hanae..
The room again became quiet. I sipped on my drink slowly and nervously so that the sound doesn't reach anyone's ear. I glanced at Gintoki and saw him talking with Shinpachi with just their eyes. Are they using telepathy? What is this?! Is no one gonna introduce or anything?! Things won't change if we don't speak! "Excuse me, may i ask something?" we all turned our heads to the person behind the voice, our saviour, Katsura Kotaro. "Who.. the heck am I?" Forget the introduction, he started to question his own existence! What the hell is happening here?! "I can't remember anything. Why am i here? Where am i in the first place?" he clutched onto his head painfully. Why is he acting like this? Are they doing a skit or something? "It's probably because a horse kicked your head" Elizabeth's board read. Wait, what? "Why? I remember doing a rap.. where the hell did this monster come from?!" That's your own damn pet!!!
"Actually, I'm in the same situation" this time Kondo-san spoke crossing his arms. "I can only remember the time i was cutting off my sleeves. Who am I? I think I'm somewhat responsible for saving the earth" Why is he acting the same as Zura? Nande?! "What a coincidence! I feel like i was saving the Earth too" Katsura said excitedly and then shook his hand with Kondo-san's. Oihhh! Someone stop these two idiots! They both are enemies to the core! Also what the hell is with them and remembering useless stuffs?! Why can't they ever do anything good for once! Why the hell has Gintoki invited them for?! my eyes wandered to the silver haired man who was actually laughing at those two's interaction. "Do you find this funny? Why don't you stop them?!" i whispered as i pinch his arm. "Ow ow, how can i?" he took the hand i was pinching him with and intertwined with his under the table "Morever, isn't this great?"
"But still, everyone started to talk among them. The girls and the boys are totally separated. Is this okay? Things are going in different direction. Also, can you stop pulling on my hand?" i tried releasing my hand from his but his grip only tightened. "Ugh.. stop acting like this and do some-" "Shh" he clasped his free hand over my mouth "look that side" he whispered in my ear and my eyes followed to where he was looking at. "Kyu-chan, don't do that. You can't just leave your mushroom like that" Otae said placing back the mushrooms in her plate. "I don't like it. The shape disgusts me" her reply caused me to be shocked a bit. Wait wait.. aren't they shaped as- "Hey" Gintoki's word brought me back to reality. "Pass the mushroom. I'll eat it for you" N-Nice approach Gintoki! i mentally cheered for him. "Thanks.." just when their chopsticks was about to touch, he was immediately kicked away by Otae. "You can't touch chopsticks! Those are bad manners" her aura was instantly changed from furious to caring. Your manners are far worse!!!
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To be continued.
