"So, why am i here?" i asked munching on the rice crackers that Otae served. "It's Shin-chan.. he's been behaving weirdly for the past few days" she heaved a sigh. "I guess he's going through puberty. Most boys does at this age" "You might be right.. i don't know what to do as a sister" "You need a man's advice on this. Have you talked about it to Gintoki?" "Yes.. but i don't trust that man. What if he teaches my Shin-chan some absurd things?" i snorted at her words. "Okay okay, calm down. Where's Shinpachi now?" "In his room" "Alright I'll go to him and see what i can do" Hopefully i won't see anything that i would regret.
"I'm coming" i knocked on the door thrice before opening it. "NO-" in front of me was Gintoki pinned down by Shinpachi and beside them was Kondo-san who had a camera in his hands. Other than Kondo-san who had a carefree smile on his face, the two of them had a horrifying expression. "S-S-SORRY!" i squealed before dashing out of the room. What the FUCK did i just see? Had i known there were people, i definitely wouldn't have gotten inside. That Otae- "AH!" i gasped feeling someone grab me from behind and spun me around. The only one who could catch upto me- "Gintoki! I-I didn't see anything and i won't say anything to anyone!" i shut my eyes close. "I swear i saw- mmph!"
Gintoki's lips covered mine and he pulled me closer to him. "Mmm!" i tried pushing on his chest but that idiot used his brute strength on me. Stop! There's people here! His hands travelled from my shoulders to my waist, not sparing me any scope to breath. "Ba-" i opened my mouth to say 'baka' but that baka slided his tongue inside. He pushed me slightly until i felt my back against the wall. One of his legs was placed between mine, his rock hard thigh pressing itself against my private area. Oh God! Not here! I bite on his lower lip hoping he would stop but that idiot moaned into my mouth. What the!? this time i bite hard causing him to back away. "What the-" "You crazy?! What and where do you think you're doing?!" i whispered at him frustratedly. "Heh, worth it. Now do you believe what you saw earlier?" i shook my head slowly. "Good girl, let's go"
"Ahahaha, gomenne. I wasn't thinking straight" i scratched the back of my neck as i apologized to the men in front of me. "Daijobu, Shinpachi-kun's soul just left his body as soon as you ran out" Kondo-san chuckled while patting Shinpachi's back. "Again, I'm really sorry" i said before sitting beside Gintoki. "Okay so on a serious note, can someone explain to me what's happening?" Shinpachi then told me that he had a pen pal, a girl to be exact, and now he wants to be good friends with her. "Oh, so that's the story. You worried your sister. Make sure you talk to her later, she's your sister afterall" "Yes, i will" he said looking down. "Did these men give you any advice?" "Yes.. but" Shinpachi sighed deeply. "Ah, i see" i crossed my arms in deep thought.
"Oh so you're here afterall" a familiar voice spoke "Kondo-san, get your act together will you? You slack off from work and go roaming around. Can you put yourself in my place trying to follow up for you?" Hijikata spoke leaning against the window from outside. "There's the follow up man!" Kondo-san cheered proudly and made him join the group. Hijikata then read the entire letter before complaining about *beep* blood type woman. 'They are no good' they said, 'They are the worst' they said, but as a fellow woman, my blood boiled. "Boys" i called them, a sinister smile on my face "Maybe you're forgetting that a woman is here. Now, i may not be *beep* but i can make your blood *beep* if you want" i gritted through my teeth, the smile still not going. The men gulped hard at my words before turning their heads back to work.
Gintoki's and Kondo-san's letters were good at first and i was also impressed by their writing until they wrote things like 'when will you open up your legs for me?' 'when i think about your sister, i get turned on'. "Unbelievable" i spat at the corpses of the two oldies. "Toshirou, you're my last hope. I'm counting on you" i grabbed his hands. "Y-Yeah, leave it to me" seriousness fogged his eyes as he picked up the pen. And guess what? That nicotine addict managed to write a decent letter. "Oh my god, you genius!" i engulfed him in a hug and from behind the others came also. "O-Okay okay, now deliver it hurry!" he gave the envelope to Shinpachi. The boy thanked him a lot and excitedly ran out of the room.
"You guys, I'm not gonna thank you" Gintoki said. "No problem, every man goes down this path" Kondo-san crossed his arms and smiled proudly. The 3 men then chuckled before laughing out loud. I was about to join them as well when something hit me. "Ah! You didn't erase the line Kondo-san wrote!" the 3 men looked at me with horrifying expressions, the same one that i first saw when i caught Gintoki and Shinpachi in a mingle.
A few hours later~
"Gin-san! Nee-san! Hey, take a look at this letter!" Shinpachi shouted as he ran upto us. "This is bad. I want nothing to do with this. Nothing at all" "Me neither. It's Toshi, it's all Toshi's fault!" "You're the one who started this Kondo-san! It's not my problem! I don't care! I'm gonna hide in a corner now" Hijikata said before taking shelter behind me. "Oih teme! Don't you dare use Hanae as a shield! I'll kill you!" Gintoki stood up and merched towards us. "Hey, now's not the time for this!" i tried to separate the two men. "I did it! I finally did it! Urara-chan wants to meet me!" eh? eH? EH?!
"What does that mean? She received a letter like that and now wants to meet up. Does that mean-" "She's turned on too?!" the 3 men connected the dots. What the actual fuck? "Absolutely not! No way! 16 years old and turned on?! I will not allow it as a brother! When you're over 20 then get turned on all you want!" Kondo-san tore up the letter in frustration. "Oiii! What are you doing?!" Shinpachi shouted. "Kondo-san, you shouldn't be talking about the correct age to be turned on. Look at you, you were turned on from birth" Hijikata spoke. "Toshi! How dare you reveal it?!" Kondo-san grabbed him by the collars. Ugh.. "Boys!" i said out loud to grab their attention. "There's a bigger problem now" i said and they all looked at me in confusion. "Tch. She thinks Sougo is Shinpachi!" "Oh" was their reply. I'm out of this shit.
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Wise words of Gintoki~
* In love, everyone returns to their primeval state.
* Everyone gets gooey in love.
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Thank you for reading episode 35.
Hope you enjoyed it!
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