"WHAT?! YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT BEING A HOST?!" I was invited, along with the Odd Jobs, at Takamagahara by Kyoushirou-san. I was excited which is why i decided to wear something nice. Little did i know that I'd be completely blown off my seat. "You're the no.1 host in the Kabuki district. Is the silicon in your nose starting to crumble?" Kagura asked sipping on her orange juice. "Haha, no. I feel like I've hit a wall, so i wanted to invite the members of the Odd Jobs and my precious Hanae-san to be my final customers" Kyoushirou-san sighed. "Hold on. Has the plastic surgery damaged your brain? What do you mean by pre-" "Hachirou-san, tell us what happened" i clamped my hand over Gintoki's mouth and looked at Hachirou-san with pleading eyes. "Do you know Madame Yagami?" hearing his words, Kyoushirou-san shouted at him.
Madame Yagami also known as the goddess of the night. It is known that wherever she goes, it rains money. She usually doesn't visit one host club more than once. But when she does, she intends to ruin the club. She'll no longer be the goddess of fortune, but goddess of death. The same happened with Kyoushirou-san's place. She said that she would come back again. "So that's why none of the hosts are here.. they were afraid to work" i mumbled looking around. "I'm very sorry. Our failure will ruin the entire town. But while I've given up on the club, i won't let her ruin this town. I swear on my pride as a host" Kyoushirou-san gritted through his teeth. "But how are we supposed to entertain Madame Yagami when everyone's gone?" Hachirou-san looked at him in worry. An idea clicked in my head.
"How many?" i asked crossing my legs, sitting triumphantly on the sofa. The hosts looked at me in confusion. "How many dashing, young men do you require?" i asked swirling the glass of Dom Perignon in my hand. "Wha-" "And are you positive that she's rich, boss?" Gintoki sat the same way i did and looked at Kyoushirou-san with a grin. The hosts blinked their eyes at us in confusion while me and Gintoki looked at each other with smirks. And the scouting for Hunks of the Kabuki district to take on Madame began. The four of us went four different ways.
I was hoping to see Katsura which is why I was walking around the streets. Where is that idiot when you need him?! i signed in frustration before starting to walk again until "Are you alright, Hanae?". A voice asked causing me to turn around. To my surprise, i saw Hijikata and Sougo in front of me in the Shinsengumi car. Forget that idiot, I've got two perfect gold bars here! "Hanae-san, are you alright? You were looking around a lot. Is someone troubling you? Do you want me to help? By giving myself to you for warmth?" Sougo's words made me chuckle but Hijikata pissed. "Don't get all angry on me. You can't do a proper job to please a woman so why stop me? I'm far experienced than you" Sougo retorted sadistically. "I'm alright, Sougo-kun. That's very sweet of you" i smiled as i held back Hijikata from punching him. "Actually, i needed a favour~" i grinned widely.
We were about to stop at Takamagahara when we heard a woman scream for help. "Who's shouting for help?" we all looked to our left before we hit something on the road. "Did they die?!" i gasped hurriedly moving my body towards the front so that i could see what happened. "Oh" it was just Gintoki and Kondo-san. "What do you mean by just?!" you could literally hear those oldies rumblings. "What's wrong with you?" Hijikata shouted looking at both the men. "What's wrong with you?!" Gintoki shouted back. "Yeah!" Kondo-san added. "We are just your average weird hosts!" they both shouted in unision. I facepalmed in disappointment. This caused Hijikata to arrest them two. "Uh, could you wait a moment?" Kyoushirou-san came forward stopping Hijikata from dragging Kondo-san away. "Boss-" "No, i wasn't talking to the gorilla" he said stepping on his face before going over to him. "This could very well be.." he held his hand towards Hijikata and Sougo "this could very well be it!" Kyoushirou-san said excitedly before looking at me, his eyes sparkling.
The main event
"Welcome" Sougo greeted the girls. "To New Takamagahara" Hijikata added. "You won't be getting any sleep tonight, my little pussycats" Sougo winked. "We're gonna have a HOT & COOL party here. Here we go! Let's party!" Hijikata said with a charismatic smile. "OKAY!" we all who surrounded the two, shouted in unision. "What the HELL IS THIS?! I'M NOT DOING ANY OF THIS SHIT!" Hijikata shouted. "Toshirou-kun" i walked upto him and traced his jaw with my gloved hand "Didn't you say that you'll do me a favour?" i smiled seductively. His face and ears became all red. "Yeah, and look at Sougo-kun" Gintoki separated me from him "He looks like he already belongs here" he pointed towards Sougo who was pleasuring the ladies with his sadistic words. "There you have it. Leave the Madame to me. Hijikata-san and Sougo-kun will be my helpers in the process. And the rest.. will be the helpers of the helpers"
All hell broke loose hearing Kyoushirou-san's words. "Please, stop fighting" i said out loud after punching the wall near them. They all immediately shut their mouth. "Everyone should get along. Team work is important for hosts. Let's not mess things up" i smiled, more like glaringly smiled. "Hanae-san is absolutely right. We need to work together to satisfy Madame. If you follow my instructions, we'll be fine. I normally don't need help, so I'll try to do as much as i can. Hanae-san, we'll send the customers home at 9pm. I want every person on standby for Madame" "You got it, boss" i smiled at Kyoushirou-san. "Eh? Sorry, i thought you wanted some excitement, so i invited a lot of people" Otae said worriedly. "What have you done, Otae-chan..?" my heart began beating fast due to worry. I hope it's not what i think it is..
The door suddenly opened with force. "Oh! It's been so long, Kyoushirou-sama~!" all of our faces except Otae's were pitch black. "Thank you for the invitation. You must have really missed us" Saigo-san said walking towards Kyoushirou-san. This caused him to stand, more like take shelter, behind me. "Areh, Hanae-chan. Good to see you well, darling" he smiled. "Y-You too, Mama" i chuckled nervously. "So, Kyoushirou-san. Where were we?" in an instant he was dragged away from me by the Saigo trannies. I bite my lips in worry. "He's foaming at the mouth!" Shinpachi gasped. "Hey, Otae. Is it true that you're footing the bill?" Saigo-san asked. "Yes, we're going all out to celebrate the reopening" Otae smiled. Nobody gave you the permission to do that, what the fuck?! "Okay! We'll be drinking 'til morning, Kyoushirou-sama!"
"Help..!" Kyoushirou-san's eyes trembled as he held out his hands towards us. I looked at him helplessly. "Madame isn't even here and he's already asking for help" Hasegawa-san commented. "No, he's literally asking for help, as in 'Oh my God, help me please!' so we can ignore him" Kagura replied. "We can't ignore him!" Shinpachi shouted at her. Shit, Madame's about to come! We haven't even started and Kyoushirou-san has already been hunted down by monsters! Kyoushirou-san! "Help.. "
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To be continued.
