It was just another day in Edo Paradise where Gintoki came to disturb me as usual. "Don't be so cold to me, Hanae-chan" he said coming close to me while smiling sweetly. "So, what does the beggar want now?" I asked sitting opposite of him while I rested my head on one of my hands. "You" he said leaning towards me suddenly, our lips about to touch. "But now I want you to see this" he said immediately backing away and put a picture on the table.
"D-D-Don't lean so close!" I squealed before sipping from the sake I was having while smoke came out of my ears. The hell is wrong with me?! "Hello? Earth to Hanae?" Gintoki waved his hand in front of me. "N-No I haven't seen them" I said, not even looking at the picture. "You haven't even seen it" he said and immediately held me by the cheeks showing me the picture. I opened my eyes and cringed in disgust.
"What is this creature? And why is it with an octopus?" I asked pointing towards the ugly purple skinned fatty. Gintoki laughed hysterically at my words and then wiped his tears. "What?" I asked fully confused. "Nothing, nothing" he patted my head and finally ended his laughing fit. "Have you seen this octopus before? It's name it Pes" he said. "Mmm I haven't but I've heard from someone that the healthcare has caught an octopus like stray alien" I said thinking back to the time when one of the customers discussed about it with me.
"Oh Hanae, you're the best!" Gintoki said pulling one of my cheeks. "You are very touchy today!" I swatted his hand away from my face. "Hehe, sorry" he said before chugging down the same sake I was having. "Oi, it was mine!" I whacked him on the head. "I know" he winked at me before going out of the shop. Calm down, heart. You're acting very strange today.
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Thank you for reading episode 03.
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