Next Day
Mmm, 50.. no 100 of them are coming here.. oh even more i thought as i sat on my chair feeling the loud footsteps. "They're here" i alerted my group. The twins nodded at me. This is gonna be the first time they'll ever fight someone. The door slided open with force. "Huh? Weren't you people told to evacuate by morning? Don't you have brains?" the guy said about to step inside my restaurant. "Sir, sorry but can you come later? The place is booked, you see" Kiriko said with a smile. "Stop this nonsense. There's only 3 of you!" the guy shouted and was about to step again. "Don't you dare take another step" Miriko gritted through her teeth. "Who cares? Shut up, midget" the guy ignored her words and stepped inside the restaurant. "Woah, shouldn't have called her that" i chuckled and just then, the guy was thrown out of the shop by her. "I told you to keep your dirty feet out of this place" she hissed. I drank the sake in one go before walking out of the shop, the twins by my side. "Huh? Are those fragile girls gonna take out the Kabukichou district?" one of them shouted. "Kabukichou district? Don't make me laugh. You fools aren't even a part of this town. Crush us if you have the guts" i smirked. "Don't fuck with me! Kill them all!" he shouted causing all of them to charge at us at once. "Kids, make sure you have fun" i said encouragingly. "Finally!" the twins sighed in relief.
And as you can understand, those people were upto no good. Very easy to knock them down. "What's with her?! She's like a demon! Who is she?! Why is this monster working for that old hag?!" "And the twins! They are on par with her! What is with this town?!" "N-Now i understand why Pirako-chan said to bring most of the men here" all those people could do was shout in fear and get beaten down. It didn't take long for us 3 to make them all unconscious. "No casualties, check!" Kiriko said excitedly. "Are you both alright? Let me see" the twins twirled in front of me while giggling. "We are fine, neesan! But i never knew fighting would be this fun!" Miriko said. "That's how you feel when you're strong" i ruffled their hair. I heard more footsteps from behind us causing me to take position. "Areh? Kyoushirou-san?" i blinked a couple of times at the man and his gang behind. "What's the host club doing here?" i chuckled going towards him. "Well, we are also a part of Kabukichou. And if you people are fighting for this district, so would we" he smiled before looking around. "But.. it looks like you guys didn't need our help" he smiled. "That's indeed our Hanae-neesan! Kyoushirou-san's future wi-" "N-N-Nothing! W-Why don't we all go towards the Yorozuya shop?" Kyoushirou fumbled with his words as he clasped his hand over the man that was just speaking. "Uh.. alright i guess?" i laughed awkwardly before going towards Gintoki's place.
"Oi, what do you think you're doing?" i grabbed the head of the black clothed people before smashing them down on the roof. I heard gasps from below. "You're here" Otose-san said turning around to face me. "So are you. But, why are you here? Where's that Tatsuo idiot?" i looked around. "My entrance!" someone shouted from behind me. "My grand entrance was stolen!" "Ah there you are, Tatsuo-san" i looked at him as he stared at me in despair. He sniffed before looking at his men. "What are you fools doing?! You always return the favour 7 for 3! Well?" he looked at Otose-san for confirmation. She looked at me and smiled. "Show them our- no, show them the Kabukichou district's might!" she said out loud. "So.. what's happening here?" i asked Tatsuo-san. "Those black clothed men are Kada's. They are the real enemy" he said. "Ah, well then. I'll join this fight as well" laughing i got down the roof and punched the enemy. "Hanae, you took long enough!" Gintoki shouted at me. "What about you? You look half dead whereas I'm still unscathed" i shouted back before our back faced each other's. "I'm gonna go see Jirocho now. I'll leave this to you then?" "Who are you even talking to? I am Mitsuki Hanae for God's sake" i laughed. "Alright, see you soon" kissing my cheeks he went towards the main event.
Feeling the buzz of my phone, i halted the fight. "Wait a minute" i said twisting the guy's arm on his back. I opened the text and saw a picture. "Captured" it wrote. I smiled in relief and then called out to Saigo-san. "Huh?" he looked at me and i immediately threw him the phone. He grabbed the phone and then saw the picture. A smile formed on his face. "You have my thanks" he said before- NO! DON'T PUT MY PHONE INSIDE YOUR UNDERWEAR! But it was too late. Out of frustration, i twisted the guy's hand who was in front of me, maybe even broke it. I'll buy a new phone then i dusted off the dirt in my clothes before going towards the enemy. "You guys! It's finally time for us to go crazy! Show them the true power of a tranny!" Saigo-san shouted to his men. And with that, both the Saigo-gang and the Jirocho-gang fought off the Kada-gang. This is the Kabukichou district. Our Kabukichou district.
Finishing the fight here, the team went towards the building where the main fighting was going on. Climbing upto the top, i came in contact with Gintoki and Jirocho. Both of them were heavily wounded but there was no sigh of enmity between them. Seeing me there, Gintoki walked towards me before leaning his entire weight on me. "Woah!" i held him close to me. "You worked hard" i smiled putting my hand on his chest. "Yeah.. I'll just nap now for a bit" saying that he buried his face to my neck before losing conscious. Yep, they need to be taken to the hospital ASAP.
"Oi, don't push! The door won't be able to handle it!" Tatsuo-san whispered to his men. "Shh! Now comes the good part! Listen" i whispered leaning my ear close to the door. "Otose.. you've done a lot for me. But i kept running in circles. I was never able to return the favour. Sorry i couldn't make you happy" Jirocho said. I can hear the door creaking also! The bolts are gonna get lose any moment! "Jirocho, I'm-" Oh shit and door bursted open with us all lying flat on the floor piled on top of one another. "DAMN! What are you people doing?! It was about to get good!" Saigo-san shouted from the next bed. "I told you to stop pushing!" Tatsuo-san shouted to his men. "It's your fault for bringing such a big camera!" his men said. "Shut up! How often are we gonna get to see the boss in a romantic scene?!" he shouted. Yeah, same with Otose-san. I wanted to see some love! "Men are so hopeless. The sensitivity of a brick" Otae commented from beside me as she clicked continuous pictures. "Please stop this everyone. Recording mode off" Tama said. "Hey, don't push anymore! The sake bottles are gonna break!" i shouted trying to free myself from the mess. "This is a hospital you realize?! Whatever, I'm gonna get the first sip! Do you know how hard it was to get the old hag on top of the roof?!" Tatsuo-san shouted causing me to laugh out loud. "Drinks for everyone! Drink! Drink!" Areh? Where's Gintoki?
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