Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Wario x Fem! [Ah yes Golf] (OG! Wario)

A/N: Just because I also love the THICC boi.

Wario and Waluigi were currently running from Bowser because Wario's stupid fat-ass accidentally hit Bowser in the eye with a golf ball.

"You need to aim for the hole where the ball is supposed to go. Instead of Bowser's eye socket you idiot." Waluigi says as he jumps over the sand pit with Wario following behind,

"Sorry." Wario runs around the pit as his legs were too small to jump over it, "I just don't know my strength sometimes."

Waluigi rolls his eyes and huffs, "Look! A pipe!" he jumps inside of it and Wario follows behind.

Bowser tries to go inside the pipe while in his clown car. But it wouldn't fit.

Wario and Waluigi end up tumbling out of the end of the pipe and stop rolling around as they crash into someone.

"Are you two okay?" the person asks.

The duo look up at the person and shake their heads.

"Here I'll help you up." The person holds out their hands for the guys to grab, they grab the person's hands and get pulled up off the ground.

"Sorry about crashing into you." Waluigi says, "We got chased by an angry turtle dragon."

"Sounds fun."

Wario checks around the skies for the Koopa king but sees no sign of him.

"We'll be fine here for now." Wario says, "Who even are you?" he looks the person up and down.

"My name is (Y/n)." the (y/h) girl replies, she awkwardly looks away from them and scratches her neck, "I already know who you two are."

"Oh really?" Waluigi questions, he gets an elbow to the stomach, "Of course you do."

"Where are we exactly?" Wario asks,

"Up in the old castle." (Y/n) replies, "Last hole on the course."

"But we were on hole nine before Bowser chased us." Waluigi says, "We're never gonna win the competition now." He slumps his head down and pouts.

"I'm not really one for competitions." (Y/n) states, "I mostly do this kind of thing for fun." She then sighs and gestures to around her, "It's much more boring when you don't have friends to play a game with."

"You don't have friends?" Wario asks,

"Not one."

Wario and Waluigi's eyes widen and they lose their words.

"Yeah. It's pretty sad innit?"

Wario grabs (Y/n)'s (s/c) hand and shoves her between the two brothers, "We'll be your friends then." He says,

"Why are you grabbing her hand then?" Waluigi asks.

Wario yanks his hand away and glares at Waluigi.

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After deciding to go through the course backwards, the group of three were walking back down the hill only to spot a certain group of people.

"Crap hide!" Wario exclaims, he grabs the other two and shoves them into a small cave behind him as Mario and friends walk past.

After the group was gone from sight Wario slowly peeks his head out to check if they were gone, and they were. He steps out of the way and ushers the others out of the cave.

"That was close." Wario sighs,

"I thought you guys were trying to hide from Koopa King." (Y/n) says,