Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! [Fighting For Love] (N64 Wah)

(Y/n) watches as Waluigi yells at Luigi for the umpteenth time that week in her front yard.

He smacks the bouquet of daisies out of Luigi's hands and stomps his way over to (Y/n)'s porch.

Waluigi and Luigi were currently trying to win (Y/n)'s affections.

Waluigi was beyond pissed that his rival was trying to take his girl from him. Luigi wasn't even friends with (Y/n) but yet he thought that he could just waltz in and take her. (Y/n) was the only person Waluigi could be normal around, she was the only person who could calm him down. She was also brave enough to stand up to Bowser after he walked in and decided to mess up a Mario Party for everyone. Waluigi wasn't one for emotions, not even love, but (Y/n) was worth it.

Waluigi harshly knocks on (Y/n)'s door and growls at Luigi who approaches him wearily.

(Y/n) opens the door wearing a hoodie and jeans.

"Sup fellas." She greets, "Done fighting on my lawn for today?" her tone goes to that of annoyance.

"Possibly." Luigi says,

"Shut up green bean." Waluigi mumbles,

"Excuse me?" Luigi asks,

"I said shut up." Waluigi leans over and glares at Luigi.

"Can you two co-exist for just one minute?" (Y/n) asks.

The two males shake their heads and cross arms, they face away from each other.

(Y/n) sighs and groans.

"Explain why you two continue to bug me and fight on my lawn."

"I seem to have grown affections for you. Along with this twot." Waluigi says,

"I'm not a twot!" Luigi exclaims,

"You are. You're not even friends with (Y/n) and you think you can just walk in and take her from me?" Waluigi by now was fuming and ready to slap a bitch, that bitch being Luigi.

"Listen guys if that was the case you could've just told me." (Y/n) says, "I'm perfectly capable of making a decision of who I'd like to be with."

All of a sudden both the males were on their knees begging and hoping they'd be chosen (think of their animations when it's time to select a Superstar from Mario Party 3).

(Y/n) blinks and sees the stoic and easy to anger Waluigi, on his knees begging for affection from her. It was amusing.

Luigi wasn't as amusing. He tried to take Peach from Mario. Asshole.

"I'm going with Waluigi." (Y/n) says.

Waluigi springs up and grins with a genuine happiness, "Hah hah! I win!" he sticks out his tongue at Luigi and the green clad man frowns and bids farewell, walking out of (Y/n)'s yard.

"Why'd you pick me over that guy? He's got-"

(Y/n) cuts him off with a kiss.

"Shut up Wally."

Waluigi gives her a cocky grin to try and hide his blush, he chuckles and hugs her to his chest and thanks her for giving him a chance.