Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! X Wario [Period] (Og! Wahs) {Warning: Period and blood}

"Oh heck. It's that time of month again." (Y/n) mutters as she looks at the blood in the toilet, someone knocks on the door.

"Hey (Y/n) can you hurry up?! I need to pee!"

It was Wario.

"I'm literally bleeding!" (Y/n) yells back,

"SHE'S BLEEDING?!" Waluigi's nasally voice screams from the living room.

"Probably shouldn't have said that..." (Y/n) sighs,

"What the hell happened?" Wario asks,

"It's just a female thing." (Y/n) replies,

"WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?!" Waluigi asks,

"SHUT UP WALUIGI!" Wario coaxes him over and slaps him.

"Damn chill..." (Y/n) cringes at the loudness of the slap, "It's a thing that happens every month or so where a female bleeds. And it hurts."

"Where is the blood coming from?" Wario asks,

"That is a question you guys don't want answered."

"We want to help you. You're our houseguest." Waluigi says.

Being stuck living with the Wario Bros. was... an experience.

From the random fights, farts and the curiosity that ultimately gets the duo smacked in the face, to the genuine care they have for her.

Very strange.

Anything happens to (Y/n)? They are ready to kill the person who made her day horrible.

Anything happens to anyone else? They calm.

"We would like to know please." Wario says,

"I'm bleeding from the place..." (Y/n) replies,

"What place?" Waluigi asks,

"The place." Wario hisses,

"Oh that place."

Wario and Waluigi stay silent for some time, "WHAT?!" they exclaim in unison, on the other side of the bathroom door the brothers were having simultaneous panic attacks and (Y/n) had no clue.

"Can you guys go in my room and find a plastic packet of pads for me.... that are labeled with super?" (Y/n) requests,

"Of course."

The brothers open (Y/n)'s bedroom door and immediately spot the large red patch on her bed,

"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD!?" Waluigi screams,

"HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD GIRL?!" Wario yells.

(Y/n) laughs at their fear.

Waluigi opens the drawers next to (Y/n)'s bed and find the plastic packets of pads, "That's a lot of pads for one chick." Wario says,

"Look at all the blood dude." Waluigi motions to the patch of blood with the packet of pads in his hand, Wario 'oh's and shuts up.

They walk back to the bathroom door and knock, "You got it?" (Y/n) asks,

"Yes." Waluigi replies, "Quick question."

"Ok."

"How do these things work?"

"You put them on the underwear."

Both the brothers give 'ooh's of understanding.

"Open the door a smidge and throw the packet in for me please." (Y/n) says.