Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Teen! Gn! x Wario [Adopted] {Drabbles/Heacannons}

During the events of Mario Golf: Super Rush the boys casually adopt (Y/n) as their sibling and become super protective of them.

Waluigi: I’ve only known (Y/n) for a few hours but if anything happens to them I’ll kill everyone in this competition and then myself >:(
(Y/n) who is in his arms: Wally no!

Wario: I’m not climbing that thing in these pants. *motions to the mound of snow blocking the way*
(Y/n): Who said anything about climbing? *holds up flame casually*
Wario: Hey! Be careful with that thing! You could hurt yourself.

(Y/n): I need a hug…
Wario and Waluigi: *run out of nowhere and tackle (Y/n) in a hug*

Wario: We’re officially adopting (Y/n) as our younger sibling.
(Y/n)’s concerned parents: You are?
Waluigi: Yep :D
The boys run off with (Y/n).

(Y/n) yelling at Mario for being stuck in a cage after being able to beat literal gods.

(Y/n) struggling to drag the boys out from the desert.

Wario and Waluigi holding (Y/n)’s hands and dragging them along.

All three of them just chilling at a café after their adventure.

Wario and Waluigi taking turns teaching (Y/n) how to golf.

Wario and Waluigi being super supportive of (Y/n)’s pronouns and sexuality. +Bonus: Meeting (Y/n)’s significant other and embarrassing the shit out of them.

Wario and Waluigi taking turns carrying (Y/n).

Both boys calling (Y/n) “little sibling” or “smol one”

Picnics in the way of everyone’s golf. They literally just sit in the middle of the course and eat food not giving a fuck about the balls flying around.

The boys being concerned about a little scrape on (Y/n)’s leg.

Blasting metal in Wario’s Cadillac while driving into the sunset.

Waluigi x Teen!Gn! x Wario [Wait What-] {A Short}

“So let me get this straight…” Waluigi fixes his moustache so it wasn’t crooked, “… you’re the protagonist in a golf game. Yet you know nothing about golf?”

(Y/n) nods.

Wario and Waluigi look between each other then back at (Y/n) who stood before them with a glowing lightning sword in their hands.

“WHAT?!” they yell.

“You should’ve thought this through (Y/n)…” Legendary Hero says.

“Not my fault you picked someone who doesn’t know golf to play golf to save everyone,” (Y/n) sasses.

Legendary Hero stays silent.

Wario and Waluigi glare at the statue, “This is why you should’ve picked us.”
The duo cross their arms and face away from the statue.

(Y/n) gives Legendary Hero a look then walks away to the duo. “You guys can teach me right?” (Y/n) asks the duo.

Wario and Waluigi look down at (Y/n) and nod, “Sure kid.”

The three turn around and face the statue, “We got this.”

Legendary Hero gives them a look of concern then goes back to being a statue.

The three walk down the hill and talk about their plans for saving everyone from certain doom.