Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! x Wario [Happy Birthday] (og bois)

(Y/n) wakes up and checks the calendar. YES! It’s my birthday! She excitedly exits her bed and chooses an outfit for the special day. “I’m another year older!” she grins into the mirror as she brushes her hair. She giggles with glee and exits her room. She could smell Waluigi’s famous ‘Wah-ffles’.

“Mornin’ String-bean!” (Y/n) exclaims.

The tall male turns around and looks down at his roommate. “Wassup shorty? You’re looking rather peppy today,” he snickers and ruffles (Y/n)’s hair.

“Don’t you know what day it is?” (Y/n) asks.

“Isn’t it (day of week)?” Wario questions as he looks at a calendar.

(Y/n) grumbles and frowns.

“What the heck has got you all moody all of a sudden?” Waluigi tilts his head and squints his eyes, he turns to Wario, “You killed the vibe bro!”

Wario scoffs and rolls his eyes.

(Y/n) crosses her arms and her frown gets more serious.

“Is it that time of month again?” Wario asks in a whisper as he leans over to (Y/n).

“Are you kidding me right now?!” she gives him an offended look.

The two men stand there looking at their roommate and twirl their moustaches as they think.

(Y/n) groans and sits down at the dinner table and eats her breakfast.

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(Y/n) sits on the tree swing in the backyard and stares into the kitchen window at the two boys still standing there thinking. Dummies.

Waluigi’s piranha plants were comforting the disappointed birthday girl.

(Y/n) notices a cold chill in the air and then hears a bark. She looks up to see Polterpup floating above her.

“Oh hey there little guy,” (Y/n) smiles at the ghost dog. He barks and does a backflip in the air. There was something in his mouth. (Y/n) grabs the item and sees that it’s a little wrapped gift box. “Tell Luigi I said thank you,” (Y/n) pats the ghost dog’s head. Polterpup barks again and disappears.

(Y/n) opens the little box and finds a necklace inside, it was a silver chain with (Your initial) as a pendant. This gift made (Y/n) happier.

“OH MY GOSH!”

(Y/n) jumps and falls off the swing. Who just yelled at the top of their lungs?!

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Inside the house Waluigi had figured out it was (Y/n)’s birthday.

“Oh no bro we fucked up!” Wario shakes his head.

“No kidding!” Waluigi looks out the window out at (Y/n) who was on the ground looking frazzled.

The two start to yell back and forth at whose fault it was for not remembering and not getting a gift for their lovely roommate.

(Y/n) hears the ruckus and walks into the house to see the boys throwing punches at each other. She sighs loudly and grabs them by the ears and they stop. They melt under her disappointed gaze.

“Sorry for forgetting your birthday (N/n)…” the two mumble.

(Y/n) smiles with a chuckle and lets them go, “You better make it up to me.”

The two look back and forth to each other and then to (Y/n) who stood there with her arms crossed.

“How about we make you some (f/f) and watch your favourite movie?” Waluigi proposes.

“Oh and make a pillow fort!” Wario adds.

(Y/n) giggles and rolls her eyes playfully, “That sounds perfect.”