Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! [Newcomer] (N64 au)

A/n: LOL I am bacccckkk! I have zero motivation and will probably be watching FNAF: Security Breach a lot. My brain has not been in the mood to write but I try and force it. Then my parents tell me to go to bed and I lose the motivation the next morning (yeah my parents give me a night-time curfew).

(Y/n) ties up her shoelace on her left shoe for the umpteenth time as Peach and Daisy wait for her.

"How long must tying a shoelace take?" Daisy asks with crossed arms and an irritated expression.

(Y/n) puffs out her cheeks and stands up with an angered expression.

"Come on!" Daisy grabs (Y/n)'s arm and drags her behind her.

The three ladies eventually arrive at Wario's house, which they thought would be a crack shack.

They spot Mario and Luigi on the porch.

"Oh hello!" Luigi greets as he notices the three. Mario walks over and gives Peach a kiss on the hand.

"Any response from the tub of lard?" Daisy asks.

"Don't talk about Wario like that. It's rude," Mario says with his hands on his hips.

Wario opens the door and sees the group outside.

"I didn't need the back-up Mario. I can fight my own battles," the absolute unit of a man says from the open door, "You losers really did come to see Waluigi didn't ya?"

The group nod their heads.

Wario leans back and turns his head to the direction of another room, "Hey Waluigi we have visitors!"

The group hear a grumbled "okay" come from the room.

Wario opens the door wider and leads the group into the house.

It was cleaner than the group expected.

Wario then leads the group into the living room to see a lanky man wearing a purple turtleneck sweater and black skinny jeans sitting on the couch with a tennis racket in his hand. He turns his sharp chinned head to look at the group, his eyes were eerily covered in shadow from his chocolate brown hair. His mouth was closed into a frown, he seemed to be quite tall judging by the way he was slouched over and his long limbs.

"I think it was about time we introduced ourselves properly," Peach says with a friendly smile and a curtsy, "My name is Peach Toadstool and I'm the ruler of this land."

The tall man nods simply.

"I'm Princess Daisy of Sarassaland," Daisy exclaims with a grin.

Again the tall man nods.

"I'm (Y/n) (L/n)... I just exist..." (Y/n) awkwardly introduces herself while rubbing her arm.

"I'm Waluigi..." the man says with a deep gravelly voice, of which took the three females off guard. His teeth were very sharp too, which was even more unsettling.

"Where do you come from?" Daisy asks.

"None of your business Princess..." Waluigi tilts his head up and smooths his hair out of his face, he looked less threatening, but his abnormally sharp teeth were still off putting.

"Is Waluigi your real name?" Peach asks.

Waluigi looks at her funny, "Is this some sort of police interrogation?"

"No, we're just curious," (Y/n) explains, "We don't usually get newcomers..."

"Says the girl who 'just exists'..." Waluigi squints his eyes at her, "My past is of no concern to you. All that matters is that I'm here to cause chaos and misery to all whom oppose me..." he glares at Luigi, "That means you Squeegee."

Luigi looks at him offended.

"I still don't understand how you're afraid of ghosts and not Waluigi. He's terrifying," Wario says while looking at Luigi, "Literally the first time I met him I thought I was about to get dragged to hell."

"Unsurprising," Mario says with a sly smile.

"Shut up," Wario smacks Mario upside the head.

Waluigi stands up and cracks his knuckles, "If you'll excuse me..." he stands up and pushes past the three girls, "I've got more training to do." The door closes behind him and (Y/n) watches as his tall figure leaves the property and shivers.

"Why is he so obsessed with sports?" Luigi asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Eh..." Wario shrugs, "I know nothing about him."

"But you're letting him live in your house?" (Y/n) asks Wario.

Wario shrugs without words and crosses his arms. The three females give him a look and Luigi just stares at Wario.

"Mama mia..." Mario facepalms.

«Γ»

(Y/n) decided to stay at Wario's after everyone else left which made Wario very confused.

"Why you stayin' for?" he asks with a raised eyebrow.

"I want to know more about Waluigi," (Y/n) says as she sits on one of the couches and crosses her arms.

Wario sighs and facepalms, "Alright I'll tell you what I know about him..." (Y/n) leans forwards towards him and Wario shifts in his chair to get comfortable under her gaze, "He never told me where he came from, he just... Appeared one day saying he wanted to enter the tennis tournament. I said he could be my tennis partner and he agreed to the idea. He then said he needed a place to stay, I said he could stay at mine."

"Why were you so nice to him?" (Y/n) asks, "You're never that nice..."

"Like I said. I was scared. It takes a lot to scare me by the way," Wario looks off to the side, (Y/n) blinks at him with confusion, Wario looks back at her again, "I'm not even sure he's human..."

«Γ»

Waluigi growls and slams another tennis ball with his racket, it bounces off the ground, leaving a mark, and flies over the stadium's walls and out onto the road outside.

"Hey Waluigi."

Waluigi snarls and turns around sharply and aims his tennis racket at the person.

Wario yelps and cowers behind (Y/n).

"Oh... It's you," Waluigi lowers his racket and looks between Wario and (Y/n), "How dare you interrupt my training session."

"Ah... You see..." Wario starts.

"Pick your words carefully Wario," Waluigi taps his foot on the ground in impatience.

"This girl. This one here. Is curious about you," Wario shoves (Y/n) forward.

Waluigi leans over and stares into (Y/n)'s (e/c) eyes with his silver own.

"You have silver eyes..." (Y/n) says, "That's an unusual colour... for eyes."

Waluigi leans away from the girl and back to his full height, "And you're just unusual."

Wario waddles off away from the two, Waluigi notices this and teleports to be in front of the man. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Away... From... Here..." Wario replies with a weak voice.

"Fine then. I'll look after the girl while you're gone," Waluigi pats Wario's head, "Also you should really do something about the people who fat shame you. Smack them with your big man hands."

Wario waddles off faster with fear.

"But didn't you..." (Y/n) starts.

Waluigi appears in front of (Y/n) again, "I don't mind him. He doesn't deserve misery. He's already got enough."

(Y/n) stands awkwardly under Waluigi's gaze and looks at the tennis ball shooter then back to Waluigi. "Wanna play a game?" she asks, "I'm not that good but..."

Waluigi seems amused by the girl.

"I'll go easy on you..." Waluigi says, "You won't die this time." He grins evilly.

"What?"